Ryan Spooner

Is that JoJo Seawall

Brattleboro!

Same for me but in Prague 🫠

You’re faster than my bus 🥹 Very sexy.

No notes 🫡

Yeah I zoomed.

<<<<< dick from a guy from Bensonhurst who cuts his pizza with scissors and sells it by weight

That hung smile

Making my 59-year old boyfriend watch my favorite clips from The Tiny Chef Show

I remember everything about this summer day. I was waiting for weeks. I was 9 years old and I was SEATED

I accidentally stepped on a lady’s foot today on the train, and I apologized profusely, but she said it was no big deal. Even tho I’m pretty sure I broke all her toes and felt multiple cracks

Used in a sentence, I’ve gotten myself into a real imbroglio!

Cosmo sex tips told me to romantically fall asleep with my dick inside him and now I have a UTI

Saturday night downstairs at The Monster with an old professor of mine. Should I add him to Close Friends

What a good little cummer you are 😈

Gay guys are assembling at Village East for gay guy movie night yes yes yes

I literally just watched that TikTok and started googling houses lol

I was living for her holding the mic during the abra choreo, though!

Yup

Omg. Not this growing up in Milford to getting shot in the face by your husband pipeline

Didn’t she move to Austin for her husband? For some reason I stored that bit of information in the back of my head as a red flag 😬

Very cute. Very sexy.

I need a new fun fact about myself for work ice breakers and I’m currently work shopping: I once walked head first into a ceiling fan by accident

So what are my odds this will be approved as my new passport photo?

It’s every week at Club Cumming :)

But he also cries if your work pleases him 🥹

I need someone to tell me what a hard front wig is and why it is controversial in the daytime

If there’s one thing I’m gonna do, it’s forget to logout of Sniffies on my laptop before bed at 2am and then wake up in the morning to hundreds of angry messages from strangely entitled men

I would love that

I love when people open up my packages in the hallway and go nah don’t want it… like, no love for my ab roller or IKEA mushroom lamp??