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Some sportswriters think SGA should only score 19 points and not break a record.

13.03.2026 01:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Pay check and tax refund hit on the same day.

12.03.2026 13:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A great surprise to wake up to! πŸ˜€

11.03.2026 11:09 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Ascension of Christ, by Adriaen van der Werff, 1710, πŸ“Έ by Issac Baldizon

11.03.2026 02:13 πŸ‘ 1966 πŸ” 349 πŸ’¬ 16 πŸ“Œ 14

"84M!" would have been a cool headline, but I'll take 83.

11.03.2026 02:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Spo better not be stupid.

11.03.2026 01:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.03.2026 00:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I recently bought a hybrid expecting gas prices to go up, but this isn't exactly what i had in mind. But my wallet is appreciating the prescience.

10.03.2026 15:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Now THAT'S how you tank.

09.03.2026 21:25 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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The GM who gave Tua that contract extension got an A- on the NFLPA report card. He was also fired midseason.

09.03.2026 12:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Does not appear to be Duncan Robinson's birthday.

09.03.2026 00:20 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Daylight Savings has backfired for me today. I woke up earlier than usual and right now it feels later than what the clock says. πŸ€·πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

08.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Good job getting fired, then getting a fake made up job so the ogler-in-chief can still look at you.

05.03.2026 19:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Well I won’t taunt you with how warm it is here! πŸ˜†β˜€οΈπŸŒ΄

04.03.2026 19:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Combined just means $10.99+$8.99 (with ads) per month.

02.03.2026 14:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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28.02.2026 01:55 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The rare instance where AI will be more correct than the real thing.

27.02.2026 13:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dolphins fired their GM midseason, gets an A-. Was that the grade for firing him?

27.02.2026 02:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A football pre/half/post show needs at most 3 people. NBC can still cut like 4 more people.

26.02.2026 00:31 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Time to get off the Internet for a while. ✌🏼

25.02.2026 01:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Your immediate plans...

24.02.2026 22:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

In this instance, PDF stands for Pretty Dumb Fellow

24.02.2026 01:02 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

America’s Hat is a silver crown

22.02.2026 15:57 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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22.02.2026 13:12 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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22.02.2026 03:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@scottjohnson.zip @jonjagger.bsky.social @beauschwartz.com They won Silver Medals in Milan (not for this, this was just fun)

22.02.2026 01:42 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Show me your Uber driver.

21.02.2026 21:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0