Ross Johnson

Remember, if you fail at your goals, you can always become the Special Envoy to the Shield of the Americas

Not a clue. I just figured you’d be cute on roller skates

Definitely a Roller

2000s nostalgia got out of hand and it has now ripped a hole in spacetime.

Too much paperwork

You and me collab when

Refer to me henceforth as
The War Queer

I regret everything

FCF (almost Fell on my Can Friday)

Me, all bunched up on the couch looking perplexed

Almost wiped out on the ice, so this seems safer

You fly in First

Sally Jesse Raphael’s Wario, absolutely.

Yo can I get the sex plane if she doesn’t need it

I once had a bit part in a movie directed by Sally Jesse Raphael’s sister and starring the dad from Webster

On strike until spring

CLEDPATRA SAARA EL-ARIFI

I’m just starting this one! Bought on a whim!

in Jared Polis' defense, Trump is historically unpopular with no discernable route to regaining the public's confidence and Polis governs a state that hasn't gone red in a Presidential year since 2004

I have cried during every. single. episode. My highest praise, honestly.

My essences? Herbal.

Me, a sleepy boi in bed in red underwear

Would not care to, no

YOU KNOW I NEED EXTRA TIME

Uhm you forgot to pick me up

How I arrived on Bluesky

It's starting to feel like this isn't really about liberating anyone

Me, looking put out in a black tee

“Special Weather Statement” my phone says, on what was supposed to be the nice day. Happy Wednesday, just the same

There’s a movement to draft Barron Trump, but I think a campaign such as this would be more effective if it impacted someone Donald Trump knew personally.

Not feeling my best, but the fit is on point.

At this point I think I’d pay $10M to never have to use the internet again

Flip Republicans, who voted for Trump AFTER Jan. 6 and a bunch of hateful rhetoric? What are we doing here