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I don't know what I'm doing more than half of the time

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Big "someone who's good at the economy please help my family is dying" vibes

07.03.2026 01:42 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There is no Chicago, only Zuul

06.03.2026 22:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm just trying to save you some money if you ever get an EV!

06.03.2026 21:19 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

PSA @solomonmissouri.bsky.social

06.03.2026 21:00 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Also, haven't The Eagles' Greatest Hits and MJ's Thriller been passing the title of bestselling album in history back-and-forth for decades? I have a feeling people continue to like The Eagles

06.03.2026 16:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Killing people should not be something we do quicker than the speed of thought

06.03.2026 13:10 πŸ‘ 415 πŸ” 99 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

That Lent boycott really was genius. Once that Target habit was broken, there was just no reason to ever go back

06.03.2026 13:22 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Ugh, this sucks. I’m sorry

06.03.2026 02:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Half a real estate license is sending me

05.03.2026 23:56 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

If he had more legs he would have too many legs

05.03.2026 23:05 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Big Renesmee vibes

05.03.2026 20:25 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Bird-Legged Ho
Bird-Legged Ho YouTube video by Chelsea Gods - Topic

Please let this be her outro music: www.youtube.com/watch?v=34q4...

05.03.2026 19:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

www.youtube.com/watch?v=34q4...

05.03.2026 19:26 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I regret to inform you: you will have to start stretching first thing in the morning. No pillow is coming to save you

05.03.2026 18:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

@imleor.bsky.social

05.03.2026 16:06 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's gonna be pretty easy to find the hamantaschen with the plastic baby in it

05.03.2026 02:47 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

7 is so elite

05.03.2026 00:50 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

She's from Canada

04.03.2026 22:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Helen sounds like Maisie Adam

04.03.2026 16:53 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm trying to think of something that would be less helpful to ADHD people than a machine that does boring tasks but randomly gets small details wrong and therefore requires extreme attentiveness to the boring tasks but I'm having a hard time.

Appeals to our worst impulses and biggest weakness.

04.03.2026 15:32 πŸ‘ 230 πŸ” 36 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 7

They are! I love watching them and now I'm glad I know what they're called

04.03.2026 15:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was able to guess the location based just on the picture of this bird. I know nothing about birds, I just know that I always see these guys there and wonder what they are

04.03.2026 15:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

A childless cat lady welcomes you to the fold

04.03.2026 15:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I finally finished the last thing I put on my to do list at the end of last summer. I almost feel unmoored -- whatever will I do now?

04.03.2026 03:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there

03.03.2026 16:14 πŸ‘ 12199 πŸ” 2440 πŸ’¬ 159 πŸ“Œ 70

I imagine why law enforcement is doing so little is why you never see Superman and Clark Kent in the same room

03.03.2026 15:23 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Like, this is not about reading journal articles about your symptoms when you're in crisis. This is about being able to do simple research on whether your symptoms require immediate attention, which chatbots clearly can't give accurately.

03.03.2026 14:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Woke up to a story on NPR about how half the time you ask an AI bot for medical advice it will give you wrong info. No suggestion of actually looking up symptoms on a credible site (Cleveland/Mayo Clinics, for instance), just the implication that users were asking wrong

www.npr.org/2026/03/03/n...

03.03.2026 14:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Your kid can check their registration status at the Chicago Elections website: chicagoelections.gov/voting/regis...

If they're not registered in Chicago, I believe they can do same-day registration at a polling site

03.03.2026 00:45 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Illinois Democrats are trying desperately to tie their opponents to ICE, including in one key state House race Illinois Democrats had been largely unified against President Donald Trump’s Chicago-area immigration enforcement crackdown. Now, the issue is being used as a political wedge in this spring’s Democ…

This is basically straight up lying to the voters by Jaime Andrade’s campaign, which is smearing his opponent by false accusing them of supporting ICE. Good campaign truth squadding by @olivia0.bsky.social
www.chicagotribune.com/2026/02/25/i...

25.02.2026 19:20 πŸ‘ 45 πŸ” 29 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 5