The Cavalcade Of Asshats Murders Civilians For Sport

if anyone asks why ur not on twitter anymore instead of being a weird elitist u could say “I’m just not really a big grok guy”

This guy should sign up to go fight in Iran.

“in the new york fire department, there’s a special unit that fights fires in chicago”

What's the plan Poles? Cuz I see every good player sorta drying up while you give us hope this is the year Montez Sweat lives up to that giant shitshow of a trade and contract you made?

4th place in the North, we're back!

He sells the hat he’s wearing for $55.00 in his official store. He’s wearing his own merch to welcome this fallen soldier home.

Fun thing to think about very briefly: who currently has better lawyers, the United States or Nintendo

Wait - the corner of Olympic and Cloverfield, Santa Monica? Ladies and Gentlemen, that is almost exactly the location where the old Buffy offices stood. I believe we may owe thanks for this one to the Hellmouth.

breaking bad ends with him losing everyone he cares about only to wilt away for a year in hiding with nothing but a barrel of money. Men not getting its a tale of the toxic tragedy of masculinity is their fault not the show’s. They’re just too deep in the self aggrandising Walt was in

Updating: The woman is Sundas "Sunny" Naqvi, a current resident of Skokie who was born in Evanston

"Who gives a shit about foreign countries targeting American soldiers in the reckless war we started?" is just a hell of a take for a White House press secretary

Ah yes, the senator who challenged a witness to a fistfight during a hearing will definitely bring a steadier hand.

Much as the senator who keeps confusing Iran and Iraq and apologized because he "was mispoke" there will surely help restore public confidence.

IF Gavin Newsom is on a ballot

THEN me and many others will refuse to vote for him

THEREFORE instead of bitching at me and others like me

YOU should take the *years* you have and make sure that doesn't happen if you actually fucking care

BECAUSE my position is immutable

Looking forward to Hegseth not being able to figure out how to turn on the translation headphones at The Hague so he just sits there listening to the guy read off all his crimes in Dutch

At Largest ICE Detention Camp, Staff Bet on Detainee Suicides, AP Reports Camp East Montana has received several 911 calls in the span of five months about immigrants trying to harm themselves.

Staff at the nation’s largest Immigration and Customs Enforcement detention facility have placed bets on which detainee will be the next to die by suicide, according to new reporting from the Associated Press based on 911 calls and detainee accounts.

UPDATE: Sunny, a U.S. citizen, is on her way home after being shipped across state lines overnight.

How the hell did this happen?

Press conference tomorrow at Broadview, where we will hear Sunny’s side of the story. More details soon.

Don't forget to let your cell phone automatically adjust the time tomorrow

My brother, we had to explain a 1/3 pound burger was bigger than a quarter pound burger and still failed

all of Twitter: this man is a degenerate gambler scumbag ring-chasing aura farming asshole

real life:

How til our military starts wearing armbands

Sigh.

a group of trash cans are sitting on the side of a road . ALT: a group of trash cans are sitting on the side of a road .

A rare video of terfs in the wild

This is Albie. He was so touched by his family singing happy birthday in his native language that he didn't notice the cupcakes with his face on them. 13/10 hbd Albie #SeniorPupSaturday (TT: _sallyv)

Parker Molloy •@parkermolloy.com • 1h No. This "erm, ackshually, she ran a perfect campaign and it was the American people who failed" crap is nonsense. I voted for her. What more "responsibility" do I have? Why wasn't it her responsibility to successfully counter attacks from Trump and the press? To persuade low info voters? 44 ... Donkey Haux T. @quixotetheidiot.bsky.social • 1h It just feels like, "I wish I'd done a better job getting my warnings across in a coherent way," would have been an infinitely better message than, "I told you so." Like who is listening to that speech and thinking, "Boy I sure didn't see this Trump guy coming?" 2 31 • 23 〜 Parker Molloy • @parkermolloy.com • 57m Exactly. Like... we all saw Trump coming. This wasn't some wild prediction. It's like me saying saying | predict Shohei Ohtani is going to hit a lot of home runs this year and then going "called it!" when he does. 5 29 lineaus.bsky.social @lineaus.bsky.social X So you voted for her? 10:11 AM • Mar 7, 2026

I am going to scream.

Please remember that we are at war right now not because we have to be, but because our government chose to be.

And every bomb could have fed thousands of children.

Picture of people on a plane with open seats and the question ‘you have a 12 hour flight, which 80’s music character are you sitting next to?’ Seated on the plane: Madonna, Prince, Cindy Lauper, Phil Collins, George Michael, Freddie Mercury, Whitney Houston, & Michael Jackson.

I’m more concerned with the disturbing question: why would you make me take a twelve hour flight with five dead people?

Running this one back, since it’s almost time for #MarchMadness 🏀😂

I would make a terrible candidate because I would tell Jake Hoffman to get fucked at the first idiotic thing he said.

Update: Sarah Afzul, the woman's sister, told me that Naqvi has been released from a detention facility in Wisconsin, where she was transferred overnight and they've been reunited with her