Yes, the week has come to an end. But we regret to inform you that everything else has not.
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Yes, the week has come to an end. But we regret to inform you that everything else has not.
Dystopia. I always thought it’d be smarter.
BREAKING: Punxsutawney Phil emerges and is immediately detained by ICE. Six more weeks of fascism.
Looking to find me someone who knows the difference between a double entendre and a double-ended dildo.
I’ve reached an age where I no longer dress to impress the ladies. I just want to look presentable for the ambulance ride
A stingray is just a regular ray that tells you not to put on the red light.
You’d think Socrates would’ve been upset at being forced to die by drinking hemlock but he was philosophical about it.
This day in history. 2011. Ronald Reagan Day in California celebrates the defunding of universities, the beating and murder of student protesters, escalating taxes, poverty, homelessness, and untreated mental illness, but as the governor pointed out, "facts are stupid things."
Me: Why does my phone keep changing campus to Camus?
Phone: There is no higher purpose in life.
Me: You could at least stop misspelling words.
Phone: *long drag on cigarette* There is no meaning. Duck yoor speeling.
Me: Is that a beret?
Phone: Oui.
Sir Ian McKellen performing a monologue from Shakespeare’s Sir Thomas More on the Stephen Colbert show. Never have I heard this monologue performed with such a keen sense of prescience. Nor have I ever been in this exact historical moment.TY Sir Ian, for reaching us once again.
#Pinks #ProudBlue
Why is Trump posting racist memes about the Obamas in the late hours of the night?
Because he's racist.
But this is also perhaps a sign that his ongoing mental decline is getting even worse. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQHLciC67V8
There’ll be no revolution until people don’t have beer money and football on Sunday. Mark me on this. Pass the vodka.
Unfortunately, he is probably correct. Pass the vodka.
…as ever.
Why wooden I be?
- Pinocchio
Quite horrible. Beyond comprehension. Unless one considers that human beings across the world, educated or not, are operating on neolithic emotions.
Nursing home magnate Joseph Schwartz was sentenced in April to three years for defrauding the government of $38 million.
Seven months later, President Trump pardoned him, but the White House denies a lobbying tie.
Impeachment isn’t an option, it’s a necessity. I know firsthand the lengths Trump is willing to go in order to silence dissent.
Impeach, convict, remove. And if our current leaders won’t do it, they need to step aside for people who will: www.youtube.com/watch?v=jo54...
New York City billboards are displaying the president’s 91 felony charges.
NEW: Epstein survivors release the most powerful PSA I have ever seen.
Make this go viral so every member of the House of Representatives sees it.
Very sorry
Hee hee
Yes. It is a remarkable take on the story.
Things are falling apart as planned.
📢‼️TODAY, Nov.5th, Join the mass mobilization of non-violent protest in DC. #TrumpMustGoNow
11 am
Sylvan Theater on the National Mall
#Pinks
Find out more⬇️
refusefascism.org
Updating my LEGO White House
My therapist says it’s okay to cry in public as long as I wear clothes
My corgi Clyde is coming to #NoKings.
You can preview his outfit here.
You can join us everywhere, here 👉 nokings.org/#map
While we're at it, how much money do you think I should stuff into the Cava bag in the video? 🤔🤣
GAVIN NEWSOM GETS UNCOMFORTABLE WHEN ASKED ABOUT AIPAC
Hey libs,
How you doin today?
You ok?
Cuz a lot of you sound like Trump.
www.instagram.com/reel/DP0JTBh...
