Kirsten

My tabby cat sitting on my lap on a Friday night

Heck Yes

U.S. May Have Committed War Crime In Sinking Of Iranian Ship The Geneva Conventions say nations have a duty to “take all possible measures” to help rescue victims of shipwrecks. A U.S. submarine left that to Sri Lanka.

“The 312-foot Dena and its 130-member crew, many of them musicians in the Iranian navy band, had just finished participating in an Indian government naval exercise and cultural exchange that the U.S. Navy had also participated in and were on the way home on Wednesday.”

watching my house finally collapse in flames after i ignored everyone yelling at me to use a fire extinguisher and kept spraying the stove with the little pot washing thing on my sink: "Damn. I was right that this was going to happen"

Joe Mazzulla Reiterates Jayson Tatum Will Not Return Until He Passes The ‘Mazzulla Logic-Puzzle Meridian’ Celtics Star To Remain Sidelined While Grappling With Serpent’s Cipher

Joe Mazzulla Reiterates Jayson Tatum Will Not Return Until He Passes The ‘Mazzulla Logic-Puzzle Meridian’ https://theonion.com/joe-mazzulla-reiterates-jayson-tatum-will-not-return-until-he-passes-the-mazzulla-logic-puzzle-meridian/

MEN ARE DONE Getting Their HAIR CUT And Are WANDERING AROUND In THE WOODS Because They DON'T LIKE How It TURNED OUT But They Didn't SAY ANYTHING To The SUPERCUTS LADY And Now It FEELS LIKE It's TOO LATE So They're STUCK With This OLD MAN HAIRCUT Instead Of LOOKING COOL Like They IMAGINE THEMSELVES

Two things can be true. Two things can't be true.

wow we finally have the technology to do impressions!!! just put on a grey wig and do the voice you dumb dick head. have you ever heard of SNL

TOM HANKS A hologram FOR THE KING

I remain convinced that if you turn on this movie it’s just 2 hours of Tom Hanks alone in a room going “wow we didn’t think anyone would click”

Bodycam video contradicts ICE claims in fatal shooting of U.S. citizen Ruben Ray Martinez in Texas Video of last year's fatal shooting of Ruben Ray Martinez obtained by CBS News appears to contradict claims that Martinez was shot by an ICE agent because he "accelerated" and "intentionally ran over"...

DHS claimed "an ICE agent had fired 'defensive shots' into Martinez's vehicle after Martinez 'intentionally ran over' another agent."

But body cam video now "shows that Martinez's vehicle, a blue Ford Fusion, was stationary or going at a very low rate of speed when he was fatally shot."

Couple things here:

1. What the fuck
2. I am allllllmost more offended by the suggestion that I would give this shitbox edit than having my identity stolen
3. The CEO is scheduled to be on Decoder soon and we will see if they back out!

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danish economy collapses as ozempic becomes unnecessary due to new american bike culture

donald john trump is going to have to go on the television and announce that nationwide alternate-day travel restrictions are in effect and it will be amazing

$250/barrel by next wednesday. $15/gallon, rationed gasoline. the total collapse of car culture and the suburban lifestyle. get ready to take the fuckin' bus folks

Optical illusion of a woman bent over some papers. Her sunglasses are pushed up and she is wearing a hair band so the top of her head looks exactly like a Muppet face

Sorry I know the world is in a terrible fix but I've been laughing at this for ten minutes now

Best song of the year

I love this video, will always rt it

type of shit I was posting on myspace to get my ex gf to text me

Landsman getting so lost in his own apologetics he ends up advocating for a pan-Islamic state

"gonna do that thing where we knock all the dominos down, then they'll magically stand back upright, but better than before"

Yeah. And let me also be clear. I’ve never trusted Trump on this, or on the economy, or on keeping us safe in general. You are trusting him on this, though, right? No. You aren’t? I’m trusting the military and our generals. I’m trusting what I understand to be the operation and the people leading it—that is, the generals and our military and our allies. You’re trusting the people leading the operation who don’t include the President? Well, I don’t trust that guy. Yeah. He’s the Commander-in-Chief, right? Sure. Yeah. But I can’t [trust him]. And he’s proven that over the past couple of days, being all over the place, unlike everybody else involved in this.

Lol

Did you know you can shrug and say "No can do boss" when a court orders you to do something

This is an actual Pentagon press release. “An Army believed to be casualty…the believed to be death”

In every Republican presidency of my lifetime there's been a recession and a new war in the Middle East.

Slurs Filled a Chat Created by a Republican Party Official in Florida

passive voice final boss grand champion honorable mention award for turning slurs into a sentient thing that can do actions www.nytimes.com/2026/03/05/u...

Was just thinking about this tonight, about "am I just old or has everything gotten worse?"

Maybe a lot of things are worse (Google can no longer be trusted, US gov are full mask-off Nazis, we're going to drown in molten ice caps) but there are a couple of better things (pay with your phone! WFH!)

if one of these devil cars gets west of Worcester I am unleashing the full power of my ki blasts

Census Taker - Saturday Night Live YouTube video by Saturday Night Live

Everyone mentions Cowbell but to me this is the great Christopher Walken SNL sketch

"Flower Power" ver 2.

lol you can get the full effect on mute

perhaps this website attracts 38 year olds because its no problem for us to post on a forum where all the mods are huge pieces of shit that everybody hates