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YELLOWJACKETS

I submit as proof: my airbuds from yesterday where I did the same

I have briefly become a James Marriott stan account irl because I've had his new song on at work literally all day on repeat

it's a tune

A screenshot of "I don't want to live like this" by James Marriott on Spotify

apprentice at work announced to everyone that he thought I'm in my 30s

I'm 24

a stuffed animal is standing on top of a tall building Alt: a stuffed animal is standing on top of a tall building

please don't set the fighter planes on me

incredibly down for that. Attack on Titan remake incoming

I am 3 inches taller than the big Lego Eiffel Tower thank you very much

(I found that out at work yesterday)

I appreciated it though!!!

honestly my main worry was the fact that they kept locking random doors when I was on walkrounds and I knew there would come a point where I got locked in somewhere and had to escape via vent

meow

live footage of my reaction when @voxhallow.satan.social checked up on me during my night shifts from Hell

this u?

that seems very believable, carry on soldier

I just presume that's where u go when you stop posting

the two Vox modes:
- bleeting piss content
- fallen in the loo

Vaseline Intensive Care, Healthy Hands & Stronger Nails hand cream.

same brand but I swear by this one for my awful winter hands/nails if you can find it! I use it after I wash my hands as well because The Dryness Kills Me

in general, Vaseline is S tier and I'm not afraid to be incredibly basic xo

showing this to my therapist. and the police

this is improved by the fact that the kids ward has FNAF art on the walls & no big lights at night

it's me and Freddy against the world

my co-worker called in sick so this lad is on a 13.5 hour night shift with no one to talk to

my descent into madness has begun

Having a day off when I'm on nights sucks because everyone is asleep!!! Who am I meant to annoy!!!

you just typo-ed irl too, I'm starting to think you just don't remember the name xo

bonus image from my last post

I got yellow 💛

Reply for a colour!

👀👀 pls

time to fuck up my sleep schedule so badly that I can switch from 12 hour day shift mode to 12 hour night shift mode in a night

this is what I've trained for all these years of staying up way too late

'sometimes'????

me omw to a 12 hour shift with my bagel and an energy drink

I love mine sm!! Absolutely my most used platform since I got it

I'm seeing this 24h after you posted it so GOODNIGHT BUT FOR THIS NIGHT

you're Shakespeare?? love your work babe