Spring Break felt like a huge event for teenage me. Parties on the beach every damn day. Then I got to college and early adult life and realized no one was or could afford to do that. Must’ve been a very specific product of a very specific time.
Remember when society gave a shit about Spring Break? What a neat thing!
My god…how is he not the highest rated late night guy? Everyone else is all “Trump this!” and “Trump that!” but look at THIS!
Truly masterful comedy. Put a TV in your bedroom and stay up late!
Assuming it’s the “WWE has no plans for him” story. It’s probably NOT true and just more dirt sheets watching the product and creating news.
Like if they come out and say “Dominik is expected to feud with Danhausen in the immediate future.”
the poop magician: is this your turd?
me: ...no?..
PM: check your pants....
me: !!!!!!
(Horrendous) political implications aside, having like 2 places to pitch to get stuff made will just be really excellent for Art.
Little smark me was so excited for a FBI push. They didn’t get all of it.
The scent is doo doo
I got picked up by one when calling an Uber once and it was so embarrassing. The app said it was the Tesla and then the driver excitedly messaged “You are being picked up in a Cyber Truck!”
Shit rattled while it rolled to the next stop. Total junk machine that I was terrified of being seen in.
Crazy to think about how few people would've seen Colbert interview Talarico if that just aired on a Monday night episode after the Jennifer Garner interview at 12:15am
Seemed to start last week as their logo was on his shirt.
Telling people to vote for Newsom on Bluesky in February of 2026 feels like posting on Facebook that they can’t use your likeness or content
Good thing Brody didn’t win the big one. Would’ve been too good!
Ubisoft make a new Splinter Cell Game Challenge **IMPOSSIBLE**
What a magnificent collection. Hope someone is doing this currently so in 20 years we can look back at all the subway tile restaurant walls!
Folks sharing shit that’s word for word! More confirmation that Threads is a bad space.
A lot of promotion for the Olympics from NBC featured Dua Lipa being all “yo I’m Dua Lipa and the Olympics are in this cool place” and I haven’t seen her since. What’d that do?
Boy would they eat that shit up! They’d be writing a bigger check and say “get Martha Stewart too please!” I bet it would be so zany and really resonate with Gen Z!
If I were at an ad agency working on a Super Bowl commercial next year, my goal would be to make the ad that stands out beyond the rest with 0 celebs and something people talk about for years.
The Wassap guys were nobody. Jake from State Farm was nobody. Make good shit rather than burn money.
Are you also posting this on threads? I saw your Goldberg/Sandman stuff reposted and the response was wildly stupid over there.
A rare Chris Hayes L.
Just exposed SKULL
$3 and NO SNOW FLAKES. You got the best hair gel that’ll scare the radical left off.
Sorry, but what the fuck does protein hair gel do? Does it give my brain muscles? Am I gonna look like the villain from the Captain America movie no one saw?
People love going to the airport to cough
