FletcherDodge

So I guess this year's STFU address was the longest ever.

"That's socialism!" said are man as he filled a glass of clean drinking water from his kitchen sink.

I'm going to go ahead and assume it's no coincidence that TCM is airing Gaslight during the State of the Union address.

Cripes. I think I'm going to need something else to get me through this semi-charmed kind of life.

I didn't watch any of the skating events, because fuck ICE.

This team is so frustratingly inexplicable.

Infinite Jest is 30 years old — and still the newest novel around David Foster Wallace’s epic tome is often dismissed as pseudy lit bro fiction, but it’s an extraordinary work of imagination — here’s why you should give it a go

I know Wallace's reputation as a person has taken a lot of dings the last few years (perhaps rightfully so). But his opus is still a great work. I should take 6 months off and re-read it.

www.thetimes.com/culture/book...

Friends, please, do your coworkers a favor: If you have an iPhone and you're going to text someone the entire contents of War and Peace, please turn down the volume of the annoying clicking sound the iPhone's virtual keyboard makes.

Seriously, I'm about the lose what's left of my friggin' mind.

I'm just about finished with my screenplay for a slasher/horror movie set in the Winter Olympic Games. Working title: The Curling...

So, apparently Pokemon Go is still a thing...?

I think it's kind of weird when grown adults call their parents "mommy" and "daddy." I call my parents "Joan" and "Steven" … which I guess is also weird since those aren't their names.

Well played...

Not sure who the OP was for this, but they were spot on.

You guys ever get the feeling you're living the same day over and over again?

I hear ya, but that seems like kind of a mean thing to do to the Siberians. Haven't they had it difficult enough over the decades?

I'm sure there's so seal-inhabited island in the Bearing Strait we could use. What if we appointed him King of Tanaga Island or something...

I like the poetic justice of exile to Greenland.

I wonder if the volcanic pimple on Mars is bigger than the one on Uranus.

I actually agree with Convicted Felon Trump on this. We should talk a lot more about his 34 felony fraud convictions for falsifying records.

Lot's of dangerous street conditions out there. Just reinforces what we already know: ICE kills.

Footage, documents at odds with DHS accounts of immigration enforcement incidents • Kansas Reflector As a growing number of encounters between civilians and Department of Homeland Security agents — including the widely scrutinized fatal shooting of Renee Good in Minneapolis — are scrutinized in court...

Footage, documents at odds with DHS accounts of immigration enforcement incidents | via Amanda Watford #ksleg

It's safe to assume he's talking about his bosses, right?

It would be a damn shame if someone accidentally spilled a giant tank of water on the street outside of the ICE HQ today.

A damn shame.

Yesterday, I drove refugees that had been shipped off to Texas all the way back home to St. Paul

Seeing them reunite with their families reminded me this is their home.

So keep sending them to Texas. I’ll keep driving ‘em back and introducing them to Bucc-ee’s and KC barbecue along the way.