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🏏 Mostly cricket. Fast cyclist, medium-pace bowler, slow runner. Podcast host: https://cantbowlcantthrow.com/ @hitchpodonline.com Commentates: @guerillacricket.bsky.social & CA

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I also love that Tez has no faith in his plan to ensure there’s no more Faith. #SurvivorAU 🌴

10.03.2026 09:26 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œI’m buying what you’re selling,” says Tez, who actually has no money at all.

In fact, doesn’t even know what money is.

#SurvivorAU

10.03.2026 09:22 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I would like to unsubscribe from Caleb’s YouTube channel please. #SurvivorAU 🌴

09.03.2026 09:15 πŸ‘ 12 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The five stages of grief: anger, denial, short-sightedness, inaccurate tossing, having no sandbags. #SurvivorAU 🌴

02.03.2026 08:56 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Australia Survivor Ratings - Week 1 Featuring returnees, Daniel, smorgasbords, Cat and Eliza

Australia Survivor: Redemption Ratings - Week 1, featuring returnees, Daniel, smorgasbords, Cat and Eliza #SurvivorAU 🌴

newsletter.danliebke.com/p/australia-...

25.02.2026 23:01 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 4

The alliance name is right there

25.02.2026 10:05 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The GG host vibe is less David Genat and more David Generic.
#SurvivorAU

25.02.2026 09:58 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Faith not too unhappy, couldn’t fit five kids on a mug anyway #survivorau

25.02.2026 09:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

JLP on one side, GG on the other. #SurvivorAU

25.02.2026 09:16 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

There’s a thought

23.02.2026 10:58 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Daniel not being able to remember who anybody is makes him the most relatable contestant in Survivor history. #SurvivorAU 🌴

23.02.2026 09:48 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

No double entendres yet from the new host. Feels like the ABC Kids version of #SurvivorAU

23.02.2026 09:32 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Did they just AI transplant JLP’s guns onto David? #SurvivorAU

23.02.2026 09:26 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Winner of the first challenge will be called Bounty Tribe. Second place the Snickers Tribe. Third place Cherry Ripe Tribe. #SurvivorAU 🌴

23.02.2026 08:44 πŸ‘ 14 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Guy in the white blazer already has 4 or 5 votes against him pencilled in.
#SurvivorAU

23.02.2026 08:43 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A thread that is well worth your time

19.02.2026 07:22 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Dan wrote about our extremely normal and not at all unhinged superfan trip to Mana Island Fiji, where they film US #Survivor #SurvivorAU

09.02.2026 22:17 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

2028: A retired Steve Smith storms out of the commentary box onto the ground: YOUR SUNGLASSES ARE DISTRACTING ME, he screams at a fielder.
#BBL15

20.01.2026 08:16 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Episode 59 - Nerd Team, Julio Country

Today's ep talks about the 2025-26 #Ashes! (kind of)

@liebcricket.com discusses how the current Aus men's team has a claim to being great without being the greatest, and why some of the Aus cricketing public is resistant to that idea.

open.spotify.com/episode/02Dy...

youtu.be/7I17Ny4jazA?...

17.01.2026 02:17 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

Who picked that the hero of #Ashes test 5, day 4 would be a Renegade?

07.01.2026 21:57 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Ollie β€˜Bevo’ Peake. #BBL15 🏏

07.01.2026 11:28 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

POLL: Would you rather…

-wear someone else’s box
-wear a box with your own smelly sock wrapped around it
-go boxless

#Ashes 🏏 #poll

06.01.2026 23:28 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

Checks out. He was wearing highly patterned jocks yesterday, visible through his whites. Got a 3-pack for xmas.

06.01.2026 05:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Root wrapping his box in a bandana like it’s a hidden immunity idol #Ashes 🏏

06.01.2026 05:04 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Steve Smith asking for Carse to turn his sunglasses around, Crawley to turn his collar down and Bethell to grow a dreamy goatee. #Ashes 🏏

06.01.2026 03:40 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Looking forward to β€œThe Black Test” where everyone must wear the colour least distracting for Steve Smith. #Ashes 🏏

06.01.2026 04:57 πŸ‘ 21 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Ben Stokes handing over baggy pink hat to Glenn McGrath

Ben Stokes handing over baggy pink hat to Glenn McGrath

Don’t take away Stokes’s cap! He’s already at massive sun risk. #Ashes 🏏

05.01.2026 23:00 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Can we have America troops come in and steal John Howard out of the Fox Cricket commentary box. #Ashes 🏏.

04.01.2026 00:44 πŸ‘ 71 πŸ” 14 πŸ’¬ 8 πŸ“Œ 1
My brother with several Australian batters

My brother with several Australian batters

My brother has just arrived at the MCG for Day Three, wondering where the game is. These other guys he bumped into are similarly confused. #Ashes 🏏

27.12.2025 23:08 πŸ‘ 86 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 0

Day two report card #Ashes 🏏

27.12.2025 21:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0