Kai

I s'pose you are goin' a-whalin', so you'd better get used to that sort of thing.

[Trump confusing his childhood with a Nancy cartoon] It was great times but also not so great, I remember this awful oil slick haired girl telling me I was no good, that I was a freak because I had been paid with a bucket pail of worms, they called her wancy!

it's too bad bug ego has such a sporadic schedule

Yeah copyright law has honestly scalped this essential aspect of the internet incredibly bad

Deep Caveman Thoughts: If sun hang low, easy to know goat man will kill your third boy 💯

My nutrient dense gruel (protein granola, Chobani Greek yogurt and frozen bananas all mashed up) has me shitting like a beast and howling at the full moon

16 by Kai Johansen 16 poems about what it feels like to be cold

I am probably going to overdraft soon so I posted my most recent chapbook if you would like to help or read some stupid poems it would be appreciated greatly (or you can just Venmo me, same as @ thank you)
tasnyx.itch.io/16

Here are some poems I wrote this week read them

I’ve been writing a couple poems a day for the last week, forcing myself to write 3 3 line verses because the little pocketbook I’m writing them in isn’t big enough for anymore here’s my two favorites so far

If you admined for a popular Facebook meme page in 2014 you were an integral soldier in what I dub “The Failwaffen Of The Conglomerated Stupids”

People have been trying to figure out what made everyone nazis but it’s probably most owed to the vague meme culture of the 2010’s that treated you weirdly if you didn’t think videos of developmentally stunted children and young adults having episodes were nebulously funny

JAZ365U: Jazz History Quiz 5

3. Which orchestra popularized the Great Depression classic “My Shoes Hurt Like A Son Of A Bitch”

A. Eddie Rebenar And His Beautiful Boys
B. Swinging Jack and The Deadbeat Orchestra
C. The Jack Rind Experience
D. The Shirtless Lee Thompson Band

*Ice T in Law and Order voice* It’s called Snarfing, it costs a million dollars, it tastes like Orajel and it kills you immediately. Every Peruvian kid in Queens is doing it as we speak

[Steven Seagal in Stalker (1979)] You telling me I can mufucking get whatever I want if I go into that damn zone? Yeah.. I think I could get into that…

INSIDE PAUL MCCARTNEY'S NOTEBOOK

C G
Nurse Nancy's feeling fancy dancy
Am F
At jamborees with Brother Jim

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INSIDE JOHN LENNON'S NOTEBOOK

To Do:
☑️ look up more slurs for wife

ink drawing of Kiryu looking surprising

ink drawing of Majima brandishing his dagger with a crazed grin

yakoozer

That’s right

It’s hard to say if bovino looking like an emaciated butch Burger King manager, not knowing how to do his job, and having the constitution of a wet napkin led to his fall or if it was simply out of his control. We just don’t have all the facts yet, but truth finders are on the scene

JAZ365U: Jazz History Quiz 3

5. It’s often been said that Burt “The Block” Chippe brought about this major change to the form of Jazz

A. The fusion of popular melodies
B. Abstaining from eating vegetables and drinking water
C. The use of handguns
D. Snorting baby aspirin

JAZ365U: Jazz History Quiz 1

1: Throughby “The Goose” Summerton played the cornet on what seminal 1937 Track

A. Drop Me In The Eastern Seaboard, Mama
B. Dead As A Doornail
C. I Ain’t Ever Smiled Before
D. Happy As A Pig In Shit

Brother don’t I know it!

They’re paying knuckle dragging simpletons to murder & assault the people who live here and nearly every politician agrees with this implicitly, it’s not like there’s an opposition party in this country, genuinely what could the people do beyond whipping ourselves for deigning to be born here

Functionally this is just a lib styled breitbart way of thinking about ideology and state power and the way people can push against a powerful nation, it’s fine to hate America, just hate it don’t also tell us that we just need to influence politics the Right Way

lib shit for ppl who want to act out apology and absolution in the unfalsifiable math of bullshit ideas like nation states and the human heart’s weight of sin not the actual reality that every regular person in Greenland is suffering under the same political system as every regular American Haa

The Lenin peace prize was awarded to people like Angela Davis, while the Nobel prize was awarded to the butcher of Indochina Kissinger. All boomers and Gen Xers should be torn apart by a pack of wild dogs

Whenever my stomach predictably hurts because of taking in garbage I sit up in bed and pretend I’m Kinzo Ushiromiya and start saying, “OH, BEATRICE!” to no one in particular

Not to be contrarian but I would say the fact talking about how Israel is blowing up children can get you shadow banned from this site is an equally disqualifying quality so I don’t think it’s particularly a salient point. The reason it’s not talked about is the first reason, kind of obvious

Sorry I haven’t been posting anything I write for the most part lately for the 6 of you that care, school and habitual substance abuse and my shrinking finances have absorbed most of it, that and gaming again

Poem I wrote on Christmas Eve I forgot to post here called Sermon

2026 is the year of the socially suicidal eunuch #JoiedevivrelessJanuary #Abeautifulwomansmiledatmeandiputmyhandsinmypockets #Igotajammedflaregundownthere