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Glasses Porg Husband of @nutmeggles.bluesky.social Denver I am 30 or 40 years old and I do not need this he/him

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Whether it's College Democrats calling for a Palestinian state as proposed by liberal Jews and Arabs or College Republicans calling for an Aryan ethno-state as proposed by Heinrich Himmler, both sides have statehood on their mind.

07.03.2026 03:26 πŸ‘ 331 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1

in 2030 the US economy will be 20% investigations.

07.03.2026 02:10 πŸ‘ 33 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Those school girls and musicians from the Iranian navy were people who thought they’d be able to live.

07.03.2026 02:21 πŸ‘ 320 πŸ” 77 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0
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her remember that week we all got obsessed with Watto?

that was a fun week

07.03.2026 03:01 πŸ‘ 41 πŸ” 8 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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07.03.2026 03:13 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I for one, STILL, think it's so easy to not get a Nazi tattoo or enthusiastically join blackwater. In leftist spaces, there are many such cases as mine.

07.03.2026 01:02 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They should each put a bet up on their platforms about the other one being assassinated, and let the market decide which company should be top dog.

07.03.2026 02:37 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

this churro photo is the most perverted thing I have seen in the last eight years on the Internet

06.03.2026 23:42 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh, you naysayers, give me just ONE example of the U.S. sending "a small contingent of U.S. troops that would be used for specific strategic purposes" and it all going downhill from there.

<in lieu of tomatoes the audience throws books about U.S. military engagements since WWII>

06.03.2026 23:42 πŸ‘ 199 πŸ” 34 πŸ’¬ 10 πŸ“Œ 1
Cursed thought:
8 episode Occurrence at
Owl Creek Bridge streaming
series

Cursed thought: 8 episode Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge streaming series

I’m so sorry

06.03.2026 23:33 πŸ‘ 75 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0
(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa)

BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history.
REGINALD: Wow! What's it do?

BEARTATO: It... what?
REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do?

(Beartato thinks.)

BEARTATO: I don't know.

REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do?

EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this!

(The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet)
MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk!

(Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

(Beartato and Reginald, in a museum, gaze upon the Mona Lisa) BEARTATO: There it is. The Mona Lisa. The most famous painting in history. REGINALD: Wow! What's it do? BEARTATO: It... what? REGINALD: Why's it famous? What's it do? (Beartato thinks.) BEARTATO: I don't know. REGINALD (to nearly museum employee): Excuse me! Sir? What's it do? EMPLOYEE: You're the first person to ask! Watch this! (The employee yanks a pull-string. Mona Lisa's eyes spin around and her mouth opens like a puppet) MONA LISA: Honk honk! Honk honk! (Everyone is delighted. This is true art.)

True Art

06.03.2026 19:03 πŸ‘ 5157 πŸ” 1202 πŸ’¬ 26 πŸ“Œ 14
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Every story I read about Rahm Emanuel running for president

06.03.2026 20:26 πŸ‘ 659 πŸ” 51 πŸ’¬ 13 πŸ“Œ 6
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06.03.2026 16:28 πŸ‘ 5225 πŸ” 1166 πŸ’¬ 28 πŸ“Œ 22
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ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY

ROLL THE CLIP

01.08.2025 14:30 πŸ‘ 5430 πŸ” 1584 πŸ’¬ 86 πŸ“Œ 169

Tech CEOs telling spooky campfire stories about their technology coming to life to prime their investors.

06.03.2026 15:48 πŸ‘ 30 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

FOURTH. SCHOOL.

06.03.2026 15:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The Most Chilling Detail in the U.S. Attack on an Iranian Naval Ship The Iranian warship was taking part in an international exercise with many other countriesβ€”including the United States.

This is a chilling crime. A shame on our country. The Iranian ship was unarmed. The US knew this. The sailors were murdered by our navy, and the survivors were left to die at sea.
newrepublic.com/post/207429/...

06.03.2026 12:29 πŸ‘ 9085 πŸ” 4380 πŸ’¬ 523 πŸ“Œ 609

american evangelicals already run everything and what we are seeing right now, including this headline, is them trying to close the gap on the 5% of everything they don't run

06.03.2026 14:35 πŸ‘ 996 πŸ” 208 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Unfortunately, β€œYo brother, legal team confirmed we can’t work with minors rn” is an instant classic

06.03.2026 13:38 πŸ‘ 9183 πŸ” 2085 πŸ’¬ 86 πŸ“Œ 34

Are the providers of the chatbots appropriately licensed professionals?

06.03.2026 15:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If anyone is up for boosting, Bandcamp is holding a fundraiser for the Trans Continental Pipeline to help trans people escape from Kansas!

06.03.2026 12:05 πŸ‘ 1955 πŸ” 1033 πŸ’¬ 17 πŸ“Œ 21

The anagram is My, a wanker

05.03.2026 23:52 πŸ‘ 147 πŸ” 15 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3
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noem's dog looking down from heaven

05.03.2026 19:52 πŸ‘ 4349 πŸ” 417 πŸ’¬ 57 πŸ“Œ 17

Worse than the worst War on Terror drone strikes. By innocents killed, worse than multiple of the worst drone strike errors combined.

06.03.2026 03:03 πŸ‘ 886 πŸ” 250 πŸ’¬ 32 πŸ“Œ 5
Optical illusion of a woman bent over some papers. Her sunglasses are pushed up and she is wearing a hair band so the top of her head looks exactly like a Muppet face

Optical illusion of a woman bent over some papers. Her sunglasses are pushed up and she is wearing a hair band so the top of her head looks exactly like a Muppet face

Sorry I know the world is in a terrible fix but I've been laughing at this for ten minutes now

05.03.2026 21:49 πŸ‘ 7951 πŸ” 1880 πŸ’¬ 93 πŸ“Œ 93

If you're at the airport and Kristi Noem is doing the ominous little message from the TSA screens, you no longer have to do anything she says. Leave your laptop in the case, whatever.

05.03.2026 19:22 πŸ‘ 29542 πŸ” 4004 πŸ’¬ 367 πŸ“Œ 161

very aspect of life in this country is designed so that people do not form bonds or relationships with other people, it's wild to watch in action. Never seen divide and conquer applied this rigorously to a domestic population that is not under foreign occupation

05.03.2026 18:04 πŸ‘ 1876 πŸ” 467 πŸ’¬ 61 πŸ“Œ 20
screenshot of Uhual dot com
it's a box with a smiling face printed on the side and it has eyelashes which makes it a girl the product is called boxgirl box

screenshot of Uhual dot com it's a box with a smiling face printed on the side and it has eyelashes which makes it a girl the product is called boxgirl box

mmmmm box from boxgirl

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