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The fifty year countdown is upon us. The fifty year countdown to nonexistence

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this is the nightdive studios experience

12.03.2026 07:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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love shopping online

12.03.2026 05:03 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

i think one of my biggest flaws in interpersonal relationships is that i have a tendency to blame externalities when someone i care about hurts me

this is harmful to myself - as i make excuses instead of creating clear boundaries

but it’s also selfish. it denies agency to whoever hurt me

12.03.2026 03:24 πŸ‘ 18 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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mcgruff the crime dog on instagram (@mcgruffatncpc) standing next to the text "VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN PLEDGE"

mcgruff the crime dog on instagram (@mcgruffatncpc) standing next to the text "VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN PLEDGE"

crime dog you gotta find some better wording for this

11.03.2026 19:07 πŸ‘ 11140 πŸ” 1866 πŸ’¬ 135 πŸ“Œ 124

This literally is the only Chili's i've been to. And now i will never go to the restaurant anywhere again

11.03.2026 21:56 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I need a croptop that says β€œTim Willits is full of shit.”

12.03.2026 04:02 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

bumping. wld like to get my bills sent over to my housemate b4 the end of the night, n also b able to afford lil a groceries before my local store closes in a few hours especially as i am kinda rly physically fucked from the past week

12.03.2026 04:55 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 3

some fucking good news for once

12.03.2026 05:18 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
You can't make me wear a dress. I won't do it. Not Ever.

It's really not fair that you keep blocking me on Grindr. All I did was ask if you think I would be a brickmoder and how to avoid twink death. Stop ignoring my taps. Also buy my stupid book.
By Ben Apples

You can't make me wear a dress. I won't do it. Not Ever. It's really not fair that you keep blocking me on Grindr. All I did was ask if you think I would be a brickmoder and how to avoid twink death. Stop ignoring my taps. Also buy my stupid book. By Ben Apples

amazing insights from The Atlantic

03.03.2026 20:48 πŸ‘ 321 πŸ” 38 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 4
Danill: Urina in testes conditur.

Danill: Urina in testes conditur.

Sticky: "Ohh, I know Latin." 
Murky: You can't do anything. 
Sticky: You're so old. 
Murky: Your Doc Martens are fake. 
Daniil: NO THEY'RE NOT! NO THEY'RE NOT!!

Sticky: "Ohh, I know Latin." Murky: You can't do anything. Sticky: You're so old. Murky: Your Doc Martens are fake. Daniil: NO THEY'RE NOT! NO THEY'RE NOT!!

"I cannot talk! The world is abuzz with mania!"  

Danill plays on the swings and fires his revolver to calm down

"I cannot talk! The world is abuzz with mania!" Danill plays on the swings and fires his revolver to calm down

#Pathologic

03.03.2026 15:31 πŸ‘ 607 πŸ” 196 πŸ’¬ 12 πŸ“Œ 0

gen z is trying to cancel poopsie slime surprise

28.02.2026 00:44 πŸ‘ 137 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 0

sorry i got baked on 450mgs of delta-9 and was then hit with the information that these toys exist & also that there are several callout videos from drama channels about them a year ago back to back. gen z is trying to cancel poopsie slime surprise

28.02.2026 02:28 πŸ‘ 95 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 0

most shockingly of all, the alien craft was reportedly adorned with a sort of bumper sticker that said "Earth Hoes Cant Fuck"

28.02.2026 01:53 πŸ‘ 6218 πŸ” 1172 πŸ’¬ 44 πŸ“Œ 32

posts written by a guy who misses having strep because girls took pity on him and brought him soup

21.02.2026 03:59 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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I really like Spacemouse from MUGEN

21.02.2026 04:00 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

wh.... what. i know i've told jokes where something like this is part of the setup. what the fuck

21.02.2026 04:42 πŸ‘ 17 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A three-person human centipede of Google Chrome, WHATWG, and W3C

A three-person human centipede of Google Chrome, WHATWG, and W3C

β€œStandards are Standards”

21.02.2026 04:49 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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A Hack is Not Enough Twisted Sister's "there ain't no way we'll lose it" political theory has not held up

For everyone skipping Discord age verification with some easy trick: providing workarounds to competent and enfranchised people is a strategy that lets platforms normalize the new abusive standard without pushback. Then they take the workarounds away. blog.giovanh.com/blog/2025/10...

20.02.2026 21:35 πŸ‘ 440 πŸ” 292 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 3

im trying to figure out the pattern for when batwheels wants the characters to overcome their perceived shortcomings vs when the lesson is accepting yourself the way you are

20.02.2026 17:34 πŸ‘ 57 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Fallen Through, by Amon26 from the album <Symbol>

there was a time when I could try
there was a time when every word kept me alive
there was a time I saw inside
and down below I saw a lie upon a lie
god damn you.

amon26.bandcamp.com/track/fallen...

20.02.2026 13:32 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

today's kids are being brainrotted by such phrases as "never gonna give you up" and "this is sparta"

19.02.2026 03:48 πŸ‘ 237 πŸ” 46 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

ok, so everyone sees ghostly glowing afterimages when u close your eyes, but to what degree is it normal to see unrelated colorful shapes, not pressing your palms into your eyes, just passively

20.02.2026 20:52 πŸ‘ 85 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 0

When I close my eyes sometimes there are like, smooth blobs of green, yellow, and orange coming from all sides like waves on a beach

20.02.2026 21:26 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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i got myself an easel

25.12.2025 18:29 πŸ‘ 29 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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goat baseball

24.06.2025 16:04 πŸ‘ 477 πŸ” 109 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 0

a traditional way of finding a life partner in Minnesota back in the day was "ope jeez lemme just scoot right past ya" one-upmanship until you both wound up permanently trying to pass each other. Buried in 2 separate graves but they're way too close for comfort

18.02.2026 02:46 πŸ‘ 31 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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11.12.2025 14:01 πŸ‘ 1430 πŸ” 352 πŸ’¬ 20 πŸ“Œ 15

i just wanna catch my fish
drive my truck
feed my wife
drink my beer
feed my wife
cut my grass
feed my wife
wear my boots
feed my wife
feed my wife
feed my wife
feed my wife
feed my wife
feed my wife
feed mβ€”

16.02.2026 21:11 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

finally, we've invented a technology that can fuck up a git strategy chart, one of the simplest charts in existence

17.02.2026 02:08 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0