clementine 🍊

i’m green now btw

hi bluesky

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Your most used credit cards (four fake card numbers) (3/4)

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omggg i was waiting for this one 🙈🙈

would have been cool though

he doesn’t, it was a charitable donation

mr beast has rented out my mouth for 100 women

this look is so sick!!

yeah hang on

sooo pretty!

this isn’t my name for nothing 😎

they’re one of the best things out there

i’m clementine

i’m just glad it wasn’t wukong and there’s some semblance of a spine among whoever the voters were (at least that’s what i tell myself)

ocd is so crazy like i need to Check

isn’t this that one podcast

this bangs wtf

im real happy w it!

detail shot

tried my hand at focaccia 🥰

so true honestly

good morning ☺️

is this allowed

also post notifs but that one is less important

i know it’s a framework problem but if this site had private accounts i’d probably only post here

Bro I Do Not Know How To Flirt I Just Let My Autism Flare Up Until She Kisses Me

i’ve been saying this

👁️⭐️👁️

yr god damn right it is

one of the biggest pleasures in life is preparing food or drinks for wife