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Huge South Florida sports fan supporting the Florida Panthers, Inter Miami, Miami Dolphins, Miami Heat, Miami Hurricanes, and when they’re interesting: Miami Marlins. Frequent traveler, digital nomad, hiker, and craft beer lover.

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Um, yep, this says what needs to be said.

09.03.2026 02:04 👍 458 🔁 158 💬 23 📌 7

it's weird that media outlets ever considered something other than that it was a U.S. missile hitting an Iranian school.

09.03.2026 03:01 👍 197 🔁 26 💬 9 📌 3

How will this affect the Riyadh comedy scene

09.03.2026 00:05 👍 4132 🔁 501 💬 54 📌 6

half my timeline is just people smarter than I am posting "dawg" "chat is this good" "woof" and/or horrifying graphs

09.03.2026 01:56 👍 1243 🔁 176 💬 23 📌 11

And it is entirely the fault of one hare-brained douchebag.

09.03.2026 01:34 👍 642 🔁 123 💬 32 📌 1
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Nah you gotta classify Wemby as a controlled substance, this is just silly

09.03.2026 01:44 👍 239 🔁 51 💬 12 📌 12
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Rihanna Unharmed After Shots Fired at Her L.A. Home, Suspect in Custody A woman was arrested on Sunday after she allegedly fired multiple rounds of gunshots at Rihanna's home while the singer was inside.

BREAKING: A woman was arrested Sunday after allegedly firing several shots at the Beverly Hills home of Rihanna and A$AP Rocky.

No injuries were reported.

09.03.2026 00:22 👍 65 🔁 20 💬 0 📌 2
Weekend Update: Trump Fires Kristi Noem, Wants to Pick Iran's Next Leader - SNL
Weekend Update: Trump Fires Kristi Noem, Wants to Pick Iran's Next Leader - SNL YouTube video by Saturday Night Live

youtu.be/PqqbMWzSAVY?...

09.03.2026 01:37 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0
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I hate that I cannot see this happening on league pass

09.03.2026 01:38 👍 148 🔁 18 💬 9 📌 9
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Y'all...

I think i just found my new favorite insult.

09.03.2026 01:15 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

first ever win for Toronto at TQL Stadium

09.03.2026 01:10 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Make that 8-7 Buffalo and still time for 3 or 4 more

09.03.2026 01:00 👍 53 🔁 9 💬 0 📌 4

wow is Toronto gonna steal the three points at Cincinnati?? 👀

09.03.2026 00:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1
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#HeatWin #HeatCulture

09.03.2026 00:49 👍 4 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

This morning: “We’re gonna blow the hell outta these people.”

Tonight: “Please be careful.”

09.03.2026 00:50 👍 1476 🔁 367 💬 118 📌 17
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Sabres - Lightning is drunk, Zucker ties it on a breakway 7-7

09.03.2026 00:55 👍 91 🔁 15 💬 5 📌 7

we back 🔥

09.03.2026 00:32 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Here we are

09.03.2026 00:30 👍 5 🔁 2 💬 2 📌 0

Canes Men's college basketball ACC tournament winner, confirmed.

09.03.2026 00:27 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Yaaaaaaassss…glad to see the FAU dude get some minutes

09.03.2026 00:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ah okay. Whew 😮‍💨

09.03.2026 00:24 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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09.03.2026 00:22 👍 3 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Is that Pepas I hear? With 4:30 left in the game? I mean, it should be over but …

09.03.2026 00:20 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0
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Yeah, good luck trying to convince the majority of Americans that the party who doesn’t control the presidency, senate or house is responsible for airport delays. Maybe you can give them a class on the filibuster then explain why their ICE reform request is unreasonable.

09.03.2026 00:11 👍 1505 🔁 364 💬 53 📌 14
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me paying $30 in gas to buy imported things that have been hit with tariffs bc joe rogan is learning about politics at age 58

08.03.2026 23:55 👍 24937 🔁 4533 💬 289 📌 121

was that logo AI generated? 😳 wow that’s terrible

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08.03.2026 19:03 👍 16 🔁 6 💬 1 📌 0
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It’s been downhill ever since

08.03.2026 23:53 👍 4174 🔁 1039 💬 161 📌 56

yep… midway through the 3rd quarter…decided to take it upon himself just in case the Pistons wouldn’t oblige lol

08.03.2026 23:52 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

✅ Pelle Larsson hit in the face

08.03.2026 23:48 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0