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@justinhelmer

He/Him Bipedal carbon-based snark thrower. Radio DJ Saturday mornings 6-11 AM at KVSC FM. Husbear. Monster Kid. Drive-In Mutant. Freelance purveyor of fine Trivia. There will be swears...

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Really Shudder? Is it?🀨

#TheLastDriveIn #MutantFam
@therealjoebob123.bsky.social

@darcythemailgirl.bsky.social

07.03.2026 02:43 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Didn't she get eaten?
#TheLastDriveIn #TheMutantFam

07.03.2026 03:08 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Don't ever follow Jackson Browne into a Ralph's.
#TheLastDriveIn #TheMutantFam

07.03.2026 02:59 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Man, they REALLY went out of their way to earn that half-star no boobs penalty.
#TheLastDriveIn #TheMutantFam

07.03.2026 02:53 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 3 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What was the quaalude budget on this thing?
#TheLastDriveIn #TheMutantFam

07.03.2026 02:51 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Every time I go to Applebee's
#TheLastDriveIn #TheMutantFam

07.03.2026 02:50 πŸ‘ 22 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh? Pretentious?
#TheLastDriveIn

07.03.2026 02:39 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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"You're very pretty when you sleep." #TheMutantFam #TheLastDriveIn

07.03.2026 02:45 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thom looks like Temu Peter Fonda. #TheMutantFam #TheLastDriveIn

07.03.2026 02:35 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Charlie is working on his one man show. #TheMutantFam #TheLastDriveIn

07.03.2026 02:32 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait. Does her father live in a Micheal Mann movie? #TheMutantFam #TheLastDriveIn

07.03.2026 02:27 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

He looked familiar!

07.03.2026 02:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Nice use of the hydraulic lift! #TheLastDriveIn

07.03.2026 02:24 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Boy he's really polishing the shit out of one corner of her windshield. #TheLastDriveIn #TheMutantFam

07.03.2026 02:22 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Let @shudder.com see what they are missing out on. Break the net.
#MutantFam
@themutantfam.bsky.social
@therealjoebob123.bsky.social
@darcythemailgirl.bsky.social
@livingdadkeith.bsky.social
And of course

#TheLastDriveIn

07.03.2026 01:42 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There's always time to urinate on the floor. #TheLastDriveIn #TheMutantFam

07.03.2026 02:18 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Is the sound synch off for y'all? #TheLastDriveIn #TheMutantFam

07.03.2026 02:09 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The drive-in will never die!

07.03.2026 01:37 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Very soon now the end of this chapter begins. The choice that @shudder.com made to end #TheLastDriveIn will never make any sense to me but we've got four more specials over the course of the next year. I am so thankful for this show and #TheMutantFam. Love to all of you and here's to what's next!

07.03.2026 01:36 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

God, I wish just once I had had the money to go.

06.03.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

How I arrived on Blue Sky:

04.03.2026 15:19 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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28.02.2026 14:28 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Happy Saturday! I'm back with another edition of the Frets show on @kvsc881fm.bsky.social! Come get some folk, bluegrass, and traditional music to start your weekend. 6-11 AM CST at 88.1 FM in the St. Cloud area or kvsc.org anywhere you wanna be. Come on over!

28.02.2026 12:20 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Dick Blizzard Listen to Dick Blizzard by Emmett Doyle playlist on desktop and mobile.

I wish mightily that there was a way to play this on my radio show but, alas, I will have to be satisfied with sharing it here.

Ladies, Gentlemen, Theydies and Gentlethems -- friends I give you; Emmett Doyle.

m.soundcloud.com/edrootsmusic...

26.02.2026 19:29 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1

Don't forget the car dealerships!

20.02.2026 04:13 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We watched the first season like that because we didn't get on board until after the whole thing had aired. I'm not sure which way is better story wise but the waiting between weeks is rough.

20.02.2026 04:13 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Noah Wylie with one of the best double takes I have ever seen on tonight's episode of The Pitt. #ThePitt

20.02.2026 03:53 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

But did you ever get your Cheez-Its? We need to know.

16.02.2026 21:15 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

It's a big list but it's easy to maintain.

16.02.2026 16:33 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

🫢🏻

16.02.2026 05:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0