jess's Avatar

jess

@witchjuice

What in the fresh hell is this

36
Followers
48
Following
199
Posts
26.04.2023
Joined
Posts Following

Latest posts by jess @witchjuice

A straw from the bed, through the floorboards, to a vat of the dal makhani 😀

02.03.2026 20:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I blame Ulf Kristersson.

28.02.2026 20:55 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

We USED TO be a country, not just bad Shaboozy knockoffs in a leather coat with decorative-zipper pockets 😭😭😭😭 #melfest #melodifestivalen

28.02.2026 20:54 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Can someone please give Robin Bengtsson a job at Dressman so he stops coming to Melo and ruining my life every year? #melodifestivalen #melfest

28.02.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

Hell fucking yeah

26.02.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I can't wait for a world where people's only frame of reference for "Einstein" is as their Cheatbot9000 😌

23.02.2026 21:11 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

My relationship to my @letterboxd.social wishlist is sort of feeling like my relationship to any Jira backlog. At some point I'm gonna have to get to that shit I added a million years ago, but I don't WANNA. 😫🀌

19.02.2026 15:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

90% of my conversations with my partner for the past 20 years about his work are just me tearing my hair out over the stories. Like, there are whole other industries that had these same issues and HAVE ADAPTABLE SOLUTIONS for them! 😀😀😀😀

19.02.2026 15:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It never stops amazing me how utterly fucked the games industry is. Mass unionization cannot come soon enough for y'all 😫

19.02.2026 12:15 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
An illustration of a monsterous form studded with soda cans and being fed a fluid from above.

An illustration of a monsterous form studded with soda cans and being fed a fluid from above.

Thanks, Berlin, you were hella swell.

18.02.2026 21:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Rest in glory, Jesse.

17.02.2026 23:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

This is excellent πŸ’™

17.02.2026 13:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

People are so desperate to feel like anything in this world is magic that they'll buy a lie over the, usually much more interesting, reality. These people are junkies without the commitment.

16.02.2026 15:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Today in "Welcome to the Horrors of Modernity": The toilet in my hotel room is leaking water when flushed and the only customer service option is an AI who "filed a ticket" with maintenance, doesn't have an ETA, but has the good advice to "just stop using the toilet and lay down a towel" 😬

12.02.2026 14:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

MΓ…Γ…Γ…Γ…Γ…L

07.02.2026 20:23 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Big fan of us when we send a club banger dtf, especially on with the lyric "in my body parts" and "in every shart"* #melodifestivalen #melfest

*I know it's "in every shot," but that is NOT what it sounds like

07.02.2026 20:01 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If there are no Bengtsson haters, then I'm dead

07.02.2026 19:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Video thumbnail

Jag Γ€lskar att vara skΓ₯ning sΓ₯ fucking mycket!!!!!!!!! #melodifestivalen #melfest

07.02.2026 19:48 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

You have heard it, when it was called "Bar Song" by Shaboozy. Melo works overtime on barely tweaked plagiarism, but this Magic Mike Revue was next level πŸ’€

07.02.2026 19:37 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
Video thumbnail

This country is so deeply unserious and I love it #melodifestivalen #melfest

07.02.2026 19:06 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Post image

Abolish. ice. πŸ’”

27.01.2026 18:10 πŸ‘ 17207 πŸ” 8546 πŸ’¬ 1070 πŸ“Œ 915
Tweet from the US Holocaust Memorial Museum: "Anne Frank was targeted and murdered solely because she was Jewish. Leaders making false equivalencies to her experience for political purposes is never acceptable. Despite tensions in Minneapolis, exploiting the Holocaust is deeply offensive, especially as antisemitism surges."

Tweet from the US Holocaust Memorial Museum: "Anne Frank was targeted and murdered solely because she was Jewish. Leaders making false equivalencies to her experience for political purposes is never acceptable. Despite tensions in Minneapolis, exploiting the Holocaust is deeply offensive, especially as antisemitism surges."

The US Holocaust Museum being more outraged by Tim Walz saying that, like Anne Frank, children today are in hiding from armed agents of the state, than they are about the fact that children are in hiding from armed agents of the state, is why Holocaust remembrance culture is in crisis.

26.01.2026 23:30 πŸ‘ 6058 πŸ” 1411 πŸ’¬ 226 πŸ“Œ 256
A harbor in GΓΆteborg

A harbor in GΓΆteborg

Dang, GΓΆteborg, u pretty

27.01.2026 15:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Preview
Jimmie Γ…kesson till akuten efter olycka i hemmet – Kvartal Sydde ihop ΓΆgonbrynet.

Poetry lol #FuckSD

26.01.2026 14:36 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Talk panel-podd about taking status of the truth

Talk panel-podd about taking status of the truth

In case anyone is curious, it's session 1 and they are talking about Minnesota and Renee Good in GΓΆteborg...

26.01.2026 09:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
My industry pass for the GΓΆteborg Film Festival

My industry pass for the GΓΆteborg Film Festival

This is fun 🀠

25.01.2026 22:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The US government murdered a nurse today.

24.01.2026 20:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

they're executing moms and nurses in the street. they're using preschoolers as bait. they're stealing people's dads and grandmas and children. they're tear gassing babies. they're staking out schools. there is no remedy but abolition. any proposal that doesn't start there is an act of violence.

24.01.2026 19:48 πŸ‘ 27643 πŸ” 9953 πŸ’¬ 246 πŸ“Œ 209
Digital illustration in a black and white graphite/charcoal style. The title character of Nosferatu (2024) is advancing toward you with his big mustache and one hand reaching from under his big furry coat. Probably with ill intent. You are free to imagine that Orlock is in fact about to really give the business to someone who actually deserves it. Whoever you like. As the scratchy lettering around his head says, β€˜maybe it will happen today’.

Digital illustration in a black and white graphite/charcoal style. The title character of Nosferatu (2024) is advancing toward you with his big mustache and one hand reaching from under his big furry coat. Probably with ill intent. You are free to imagine that Orlock is in fact about to really give the business to someone who actually deserves it. Whoever you like. As the scratchy lettering around his head says, β€˜maybe it will happen today’.

21.04.2025 14:43 πŸ‘ 401 πŸ” 90 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 5

He was legally observing
He was helping other legal observers
He was helping other potential victims
He was not brandishing a gun
May Alex Pretti’s memory be a blessing

24.01.2026 19:10 πŸ‘ 1048 πŸ” 291 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 2