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Well, what a wild ride this has been

Three panel comic. Panel 1: people playing basketball in front of a crowd. The player with the ball is up against a guy playing close defense. Panel 2: the player attempts to spin off the defender by shoulder checking him, but the defender immediately falls apart, revealing multiple little green elves. Panel 3: the first player looks astounded at the floor. On it is a group of mildly injured elves surrounded by pieces of a human costume. This was pretty challenging to type out in text form but I tried my best

Imagine serving as a Marine and then being injured at home, on purpose, by a sitting Senator while exercising your constitutionally-protected rights.

lmao hell yeah brother

man i forgot about how much peter griffin loves qualuudes

this is my good friend’s brother and i saw him do this show almost a year ago now. it is very very funny and i think you’ll enjoy it

i just…, need to try quaaludes

if i had three wishes i’d probably blow them all on quaaludes

hot sauce and energy drink aisle

One of my favorite parts of last night’s election results.

The only Democratic talking point should be: we don’t abandon anyone.

never, ever, ever, ever accept "how will you pay for it?" as an argument against social programs.

There's been a lot of debate within the Democratic establishment about what rhetoric to use via ICE.

Well, an incumbent doesn't lose by 48 percentage points very often—and her vote on collaborating with ICE was the defining issue here.

Being a Normative Man seems 🔥 rn
Get up. Slather on beef tallow balm. Eat Man Cereal. Microbet. Nugenix w raw milk. Eat ungodly amount of liver. Listen to podcast. Bump American Badass in Cybertruck. Record podcast. Berate yourself for gooning. More liver. Watch Power Slap. Sleep. But w one eye open

Sam Reich of Dropout on Game Changer holding up a gold plaque saying "THIS BIT 10X". The caption says "You've done this bit 10 times."

Incredibly deployable image for Bluesky posts

“We thought we were living in a politically neutral slave state.”

i keep having the thought “well when the Second Coming doesn’t happen and they realize they were wrong…” and then i remember every Doomsday Cult that ever existed and i also remember who these guys are

this isn’t a criticism of the videos or the minions gifs. it’s a reeling back in horror from the banality of evil-type thing

good to know that if social media and the minions existed in the 1940s, there would be IG reels of concentration camps and the comments would contain gifs of crying minions

Fun fact: making thermonuclear bombs requires making an aerogel the military named FOGBANK

In 2000, they realized they'd forgotten how to make it, the whole process was all classified to hell and lost.

They had to reverse engineer it to refurbish the aging nukes.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fogbank

We have a literal Crusader running the military

a painting of a very fluffy skunk in a crocus print dress

she is excited for spring!!!!

Temco drivers unionize despite stiff opposition — a first for a Home Depot subsidiary “We did have management telling us that we were going to lose our jobs and would shut down.”

For the first time ever, workers at a Home Depot company have unionized.

Drivers who deliver building materials for Home Depot’s Temco subsidiary have voted to join the Teamsters.

They did so despite a vicious anti-union campaign from Home Depot and Temco.

atlantaciviccircle.org/2026/02/25/t...

What if there was a mindful way to steal people’s art, pollute Black neighborhoods, and raise everyone’s electric bill?

The key to getting mainstream media on board with an illegal war is making them feel like an important part of it.

PANEL 1: The IMPORTANT PUNDIT is standing on a soapbox with a megaphone on the street. One or two people are watching. He motions with his thumb behind himself. PUNDIT: Hello! WHAT IF Mattie had all of "her" skin ripped off in one big piece like a clementine? PUNDIT: This is "its" house by the way! PANEL 2: MATTIE, sitting on her couch with a book. The voice from the megaphone comes from outside. VO: What if someone did that. Just if anyone has a big knife, for doing the thing I talked about. I'm just wondering aloud! PANEL 3: MATTIE leans out the window, yelling. MATTIE: Get bent, asshole! PANEL 4: Back on the PUNDIT. everyone is raising a knife of some sort. PUNDIT: Can you believe that language? PERSON IN CROWD: SO uncivil. PERSON IN CROWD: Let's go up there with our blades

so uncivil | patreon.com/lubchansky

They're not journalists. We need to start pushing back on that shit. Call these people PR professionals. They hate that. Trust me. Nothing cuts a "reporter" deeper than calling them Public Relations because they have such disdain for the people who work in that industry.

When you see the media spin this war, bear in mind that every single propaganda tactic has just been tested in spinning biden's genocide of Gaza.

The exact same playbook, the exact same kinds of lies, the same inevitable violence against protesters: we literally *just* went through this.

The only acceptable dem platform is "we will do what we failed to do in both Reconstruction and Denazification, brutally punishing everyone responsible and draining the billionaires into destitution to fund the 50 year program of fixing what they destroyed", and dem leadership is incapable of this.

tony! 😭 get some rest!! 💜