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Got the photos from our staff party... Don't remember anyone singing Coldplay on karaoke...

God fucking damn it lmao

Everywhere I go, I see him

N.B. We have recruiters, but I've been asked to share this with my network. I won't be part of the hiring process, but will just be passing along your names + deets to my managers x

Content Creator (Social Media & Paid Ads) Position Title: Content Creator (Paid Social) Location: Australia Department: Marketing About the Role: Are you a creative storyteller who thrives in front of the camera? Do you have a knack for tu...

Want to be a content creator but with a salary? Ecosa are looking to add another to the team for 🤪🤳 type shit.

If you or someone you know can sell sleep, email me CV/showreel/website: chris.m@ecosa.com.au

Job description here:

docs.google.com/document/d/1...

WHAT?! Literally just finished reading a "where are they now post about each Buffy cast member 😭 So sad

The cycle must end
#sleeptoken

Model stare is difficult with glasses, as the frames often block them soul windows. But you're so there. And your relaxed jaw is also on point!

Good start to the year by being asked to emcee a wedding for the first time 💒

Thanks, I hate this!

I just partitioned myself to forget in the meantime

Just accidentally fucked up saying "Warhammer 40,000" by going

Wortyhammer 🥴

Made a double batch of vegetable Bolognaise with Amanda-Lynn for the first time. Made slicing so easy!

"Xbox on"

And she is correct

Good boys are allowed a little ice magic as a treat 😇

Think you could get away with making me read "Grimace fuck" 😭

Jokes on you, this exactly the energy I want

LimeWire Wrapped 1. sistem_of_a_dowm_Zelda_song.flac 2. Nirvana - Glycerine.flv 3. track_8_(1)_(1)c.mp3 4. weird_al_Bert_and_Big_Bird_smoking_weed_FUNNY(parody).wav 5. jay-z_the-blueprint_FULL ALBUM_REAL.mp3.exe

finally finished downloading my limewire wrapped after 20 years

Ohhh this so cute

ID 7466979077181167

I'm seeing this REKT crew a little frequently it seems. What if I told you two people in this photo kiss on camera?...

When it's raining outside and it starts raining in the game you're playing 🥰🥰🥰

Not the shared Facebook account 💀

We should now conduct a study to see which age range falls for the most online scams and the introduce a bill that bans them from social media.

It's about protecting our most vulnerable, after all!

Welp, I've just been radicalised

Cold take: This is going to be very bad and only going to create more issues

We are so back

REKTgn - Twitch REKT Gaming Network - Esports and gaming, done differently.

A cheeky little ANZ Creator Apex Legends tournament is hot dropping soon... U up?

It's hosted by me n @snugboy.bsky.social too so 👉👈 come watch?

Going live here twitch.tv/REKTgn

"Never speak to me or my son again!"

Bro licking the stamp on this like