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Kylie Minotaur

@andyateacrayon

No suicides permitted here and no smoking in the parlor

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this is maybe the worst pitch in the history of baseball

06.03.2026 12:40 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

also best concert I’ve ever seen. She was just there, alone, guitar and piano and silenced the entire crowd. Never seen anything like it.

05.03.2026 18:39 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Julien Baker - Rejoice | Audiotree Live
Julien Baker - Rejoice | Audiotree Live YouTube video by Audiotree

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if I feel like crying here’s the move!!

05.03.2026 18:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œRejoice” by Julien Baker turns me into a puddle every single time.

05.03.2026 18:35 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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This man was 28 years old when Black Betty was recorded.

05.03.2026 18:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Crazy to think about. Damn.

05.03.2026 14:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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The ayatollah didn’t have the clutch gene!

05.03.2026 04:41 πŸ‘ 15 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

(I was on a flight with him once lmao)

04.03.2026 15:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

There was a literally insane person in the NFL named Richie Incognito and we just let that go.

04.03.2026 15:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

This the absolute best β€œlet’s remember some guys” lineup ever other than maybe the 2013 Lakers. Robert Sacre clears.

02.03.2026 05:46 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lmao Max Landis may be the worst person ever at pretending to be not Max Landis.

02.03.2026 05:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

John Fruciante’s guitar in that song is absolutely fire though.

01.03.2026 19:04 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Do you really think the birds want to share that lonely view with Anthony Kiedis?

01.03.2026 19:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Jim Carrey I guessed asked for the β€œArt Deco Statue but kinda like a ventriloquist doll” face structure and they nailed it.

28.02.2026 06:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m just passing through

28.02.2026 05:33 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s not sub 10 hours, it sticks within you for the entire rest of your life.

28.02.2026 05:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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the only GI Joe movie we’ll ever need.

28.02.2026 05:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thank god. We needed his vision and genius to make a GI JOE MOVIE

28.02.2026 05:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

dude’s neck is just elite level.

27.02.2026 18:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Sonny Styles just looks like an athlete from 1983 who dominated. Hall of Famer confirmed.

27.02.2026 18:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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he’s the GOAT. I don’t care who knows it. Just the best poster God created.

27.02.2026 09:35 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m slightly taller but I am so 100% Billie Joe Armstrong coded (without the early 90s speed addiction)

27.02.2026 09:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Saw you from across the bar and really liked your energy.

27.02.2026 09:13 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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his fastball is 102 mph and it’s right on the corner of the strike zone.

26.02.2026 22:18 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I actually witnessed a guy hitting on some random girl at the DMV and it was so horrible because no one could go anywhere lol.

β€œGET THIS GUY’S DRIVERS LICENSE ALREADY”

26.02.2026 04:51 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

*leaning over to the girl next to me waiting at the DMV winking the entire time*

β€œGuhhh so excited in a couple days it’s finally international women’s month”

26.02.2026 04:08 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Milan 3 turns after making an alliance with you.

24.02.2026 04:21 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The game AI not weird freak current AI.

24.02.2026 04:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m watching this guy on YouTube who just narrates AI Total War games (which I played constantly as a teenager) with a very relaxing voice and this is my therapy.

24.02.2026 04:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m out on snow. This account is officially anti-snow.

24.02.2026 04:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0