@asyameimaru
Traditional Reporter of Fantasy. Crow Tengu. Wind God Girl. Draenei enjoyer. Backup Gnews Anchor on WoW-MG. Hybrid Personal/RP Acct 🏳️⚧️⛩️ (banner by nupkirlidzo) [For RPers: I will only show up in your replies due the nature of me being... well, me]
Timeline cleanse from last night.
I had to
Farbtoner
found out that this is a legitimate company and I'm losing my goddamn mind
A Draenei Monk (the OP’s character) who appears to be sitting in the out of control Sunwell where she’s just staring right at the center beam, seemingly unaffected. She is similarly positioned in a way to the meme of the horse standing there staring out in the ocean going “man.”
“Man.”
Last night’s Tokyo Skytree lit blue and purple projects a beam of light into the dark and empty clouds above, turning them purple, so that now they at least have that.
Halo Effect
Considering the noise from the Sunwell, expect these kind of advertisements around Azeroth the next few years:
bsky.app/profile/asya...
That's when the Sunwell becomes, the *FUNWELL*
I think the Sunwell could get louder.
A screenshot from World of Warcraft with the Sunwell. The text has impact font outlined in standard "meme format" that states the following: "Have you or your loved ones lost their hearing around the Sunwell?" "You may be entitled to financial compensation."
I don't have Warcraft Midnight Early Access, but my S/O @mechanistik.bsky.social does, and I had to make a thing regarding the Sunwell and its loudness that he showed me.
I thought that was pretty expensive for Ben and Jerry's and that's because it's shed & fence paint
Hat embroidered with “hello, i am fleeing the American century of humillation. Can you show me where to buy Mountain Dew Baja Blast?”
Cards that look like old VHS covers
Basic Land but make it actually nostalgic
Made by Ron Lecher
"The equivalent to a 'fuck ton' in metric is a 'fuck liter'"
~ @mechanistik.bsky.social, 2026
a picture of a Konami Python 2, which is composed of a literal, entire, retail PlayStation 2 console, case and all - exactly the same unit as you'd buy at a store. the PS2 is surrounded by some custom boards, and framed inside a metal box (meant to go inside an arcade cabinet). it looks ridiculously funny.
the Konami Python 2 will always be the peak of mid-2000s arcadejank to me
imagine being an arcade tech back then, and you finally receive the kit to upgrade your cab from DDR SuperNOVA to SuperNOVA 2, so you open the case to get at the disc drive, and you're met face-to-face with this:
a werewolf in front of a house wearing a ‘BE MINE’ heart and holding a sign that reads ‘THE ONLY THING MORE POWERFUL THAN HATE IS LOVE’ above a photo of bad bunny
a neighbor set up this werewolf for halloween and instead of taking it down they just update it with seasonal outfit changes. now it’s dressed for valentine’s day and holding a sign with a picture of bad bunny and his super bowl slogan. i love him.
A photo from the Katsucon Game Room's Smash Tournament. This had the unintentional framing of a photo of an Agnes Tachyon cosplayer being to the left watching the tournament.
Agnes Tachyon wants to settle it in Smash.
Found an additional graphic that gets even more of these quotes together.
I've kept "I hate myself, I hate clover, and I hate bees" pinned above my desk since I first started studying evolutionary biology as an undergraduate. So relatable to get extremely frustrated with your study system.
another wonderful commission for Bullwhip413 (on twitter) i'm very pleased with how the fire came out in this one.
#VGenComm
a commission for some magic cards for @tautology.systems this is something i haven't done before but it was fun to work on! thank you so much for the comm! ♡
*hits blunt harder*
Baseball= turn based
Football = turn based
Soccer= real time
Hockey = real time
Basketball = real time
it drives you insane how much erosion of freedom is justified by concern for kids when the people who actually hurt them will never face consequences
Some context from that Lays ad.
People are very stupid and don’t realize that potato chips are literally made out of potatoes.
That’s why they were parading around a potato in that ad like it’s the fucking Rosetta Stone.
Good god. We've spent a decade with the British media - including the BBC - claiming that the 'gender critical' movement wanted to 'protect women and girls'.
And it turns out Jeffrey Epstein was funding part of it.
From:Shanson900 Sent: October 18,2014 To: Jeffrey Epstein NYT mag Men of Wellesley - Can women's colleges survive the transgender movement You spoke about it only 6+ mos ago. Now the cover story. Dam!!
don't mind me, just finding lots of bread crumbs showing Epstein and the League of Pederasts were a driving force in pushing transphobic hate.
This email was sent in October 2014, at the start of the current anti trans political campaign and astroturphing.
bringing back actually ancient sketches just to prove a point
Child at the podium: “A woo woo woo.”
Mamdani: That’s how I felt when we came up with this plan. Together, we will expand the idea of what is possible in our city—and what sounds and noises we can make at a press conference.
A coloured sketch of Hatsune Miku, drawn as a rabbit in the style of Sonic the Hedgehog.
oh miku the hatsune... we're really in it now
hey remember when I got shit on for years for trying to warn people that GamerGate was just Nazis and not just about harassing women and not just about some “consumer revolt”