Traveler Farlander

Repost if (with children or without) you spend literally every single fucking minute of every single day thinking about what the world would look like if that tangerine shitgibbon wasn’t president.

Blessed be.

Congrats!

Headline: Thermal Grizzly hit by metal scam
My first thought: Oh my Inanna, he's back. Ea-nasir, that son of a

Less of a Secret Lair, more of a Scottish castle with sad 4' walls bought with the wages of emotional betrayl of childhood wonder.

The use of, "God works in mysterious ways," intended as a serious answer rather than an example of a thought-ending cliché.

Hey, this is quite big!

Hadn't checked the bill until now (PDF); it really is removing sex work related sanctions!
Including sex work itself. ❤️

(Yes, minors and trafficking is still illegal. None on those is removed).

There's apparently a hearing this Wednesday.
leg.colorado.gov/bills/SB26-097
🤞

Question for people living in countries where the government isn't mostly comprised of corrupt self-serving assholes:
What's it like? Asking for 50 states and several territories and protectorates.

A screenshot from Google News showing a picture of Senator Tim Kane (D-VA), captioned with a CBS News headline: "Sen. Tim Kaine says supporting Kristi Noem as DHS secretary was a 'big mistake'."

Oh REALLY? Really Sen. DINO? You and Sen. Warner haven't figured out that voting in favor of ANYONE in the Trump Administration is a terrible idea? They're ALL awful, and you both should be primaried for contributing your votes in favor of anything Trump wants.

Happy birthday, @ttrpgifs.bsky.social !

I don't think they can just not read it. That's the whole problem. Something they don't like or understand exists in the world?! They MUST make it go away!

You thought Scott Summers would see you ganging up on a kid for being born different and stand there? You thought Jean Grey would feel that kid's pain and let it go unanswered?

You fake fans don't know a thing about the X-Men and it shows.

Stop proving Magneto right.

Thank you for that, btw. You tried making other people's lives worse for daring to not be how you think they have to be. Comics writers saw that and said, "Challenge accepted," because that's what good people do to bullies.

You thought the house that brought us Captain America would back down?

"Stop making the X-Men woke!"
Oh no, my guy. Their creators did that, and were clear about it being metaphorical about race relations.

And now? Years later?

People like you made them about being LGBTQIA+. You expanded the focus by othering people, so the stories grew to include us.

You did that.

Just waiting for That Fucking Guy to call it "the Straight of Hormel." Probably waiting for the check to clear.

Forbidden gummies.

Found one of the money guys.

Zach Snydley seemed to take great pleasure in ripping them apart. Every deconstructive movie take on comics has enchanted soulless money guys and turned off audiences.

I'm glad that pendulum has mostly swung the other way again, giving us shows and movies that embrace the sources, not reject them.

Dump watched Avengers last night and decided to assign Noem to SHIELD. Her codename will be "Shit Brown Widow."

I suppose it's better than making her Head Dogcatcher.

This meme is also how Noem found out.

When Noem-body Knows ended her speech today, do you think they played the Curb Your Enthusiasm outro?

"I'm coming up," was prophetic of her to say. She's a queen.

High praise.

If one of your books is about burnout, you could use, "Dr. Emily is Fried, Man."

Happy Fuckin' Birthday!

VTuber: Look at my new model! It's cute, and it shows less animated, not-actually-real skin than you'd see at the beach.
Twitch: GASP cover thyself, Jezebel, before we ban thee! We can see the region of your body from when babies arrive!
VT: Here's my blood soaked murder victim zombie skin.
T: 😀🤣👍

My answer to this with my SOs is always, "Dress how you like; it's the companionship that matters."

A table of miniature wargamers looking at me in confusion: 🤨😑🫤

Me, wearing a tabard over a coat of mail and holding croissants, a baguette, and several cheeses: Trench Crusade? I thought you said French Crusade!

Me, driving: Comic strip idea! Oh man this is a good one!
My brain: And it revolves around a character not in the public domain.
Me: True, but I can rework it to
MB: Even though you never directly name the lynchpin character, it forms the core resonance for the audience.
MB: Also you can't draw.

Honestly, they ruined it when they added flavor.