🍚 certified rice fluffer 🍚

Ok who wants to lift Papa's mood by buying him these babies?

😘

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I hate these entitled lazy fucks!

Tried to take weights off my rack, I told him Im using it, so he pulls it off the rack and throws it on the floor, and goes to the other side and grabs the weights anyways!

All the while the unused rack had weights he coulda taken from!

🥰🤗🥰

I'd offer to model my O face but we might end up with cursed images 😅

CHINESE BRUNCH aka DIMSUM, WITH MY FAGGUETTES TODAY! 🤭🤗

KIA stepping up their game!

I think this the 2027 model 🤭

I knew I was different at a young age like kindergarten or so, but fully clocking I didn't like girls was prolly around the 4th grade.

Neighborhood kids and I had a fort behind the shopping plaza and there was a stash of porno, we were like 9-12. I couldn't relate and just wanted to play vidgames.

Speaking of which they did Taraji dirty with that ending!

Haha this the frame where moms would bust in the room and whoop your ass all the while you're just stuck in confusion!

Under Titty is elite!

Mess and a half! Otherwise this would've been a solid premier with good boxoffice numbers

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I thought that was butter for a sec and was about to pray for you

PREPARE FOR ALL THE FEELS!

One of the few animes that got a tear from me 🥹

sup

You taking it in that context is why you getting spritzed! 🤣

I was a college freshman 👴🏼

Have a great weekend Lito P!

*shimmies in seat*

I mourn those LL Bean boots, I shoulda cobblered them instead of tossing em 🥲

Meh cheetos it is

I really need a blunt to the face right now, but next best thing I got us gas station nachos 😮‍💨

I'm this close 🤏🏼 to making a bad decision

#FuckDepression

I liked it too and wished they drew more from to the DCAU, the only bad thing about this movie was Ezra and all the bad attention he drew

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EVERYBODY NEEDS A FUCKING BIDET!

I can't keep reading about these atrocities!

I'm already going through enough as it is!

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LOVE being alone
HATE being lonely

I am very *PARTICULAR* about *MY* things, my sisters and cousins know this best and considered "bougie" for it