Ælfgar

I am the Severn Beach Line's strongest soldier

To be clear, the cake was critical of Hitler.

Hey, pretty sure I got an A 😎

It was white chocolate and had black marzipan Hitler hair and moustache....

Waking up in a cold sweat and remembering my Year 8 R.E "Monsters of History" project which involved baking a Hitler themed cake.

Do I need a ticket for this?

The worst version of this is if you have ever called a court in England & Wales. They have a special secret line that you can call if the hearing is in the next 24 hours where they can actually solve your problem, but if you call it and it's not they tell you to go fuck yourself.

Fishtopher, a classic brown tabby cat, being pet and looking very happy. His eyes are closed and he leans towards a hand petting his head.

he loves chin rubs

Add a profile pic you fucking troglodyte

None of what happens on my work computer is real. I am simply playing the hit new video games "Email Job Simulator 2023"

To spite North Americans

You couldn't be Oscar Wilde these days

It wouldn't be allowed

Bring on the trolley!