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doing some real gaming

08.03.2026 02:41 ๐Ÿ‘ 27 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Episode 13, Animas

Episode 13, Animas

07.03.2026 20:00 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 14 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i was staring daggers at this guy and he kept looking at me and then angrily whispering into the woman's ear as if she was the problem

07.03.2026 01:01 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i am in the system because i used to work there. so i gave him my number, he punched it in, and i saw his face just go like "oh shit" lol. because it says in the system that i am an ex employee, gold member, etc etc. i can't be mad at him so i told him it was fine lol but fuck i really had to piss

07.03.2026 00:42 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

stopped by the liquor store i used to work at and asked if i could use the bathroom while i'm at it. used the "i used to work here, i know where it is" line. this is usually not a problem. but this guy said no, staff only. alright. fair enough. i got beer to buy and he asked if i was in the system.

07.03.2026 00:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

the bartender is pretty busy so he isn't hearing this lol

06.03.2026 23:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's the guy. He's drunk as shit and telling her to shut the fuck up anytime she says anything

06.03.2026 23:25 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

they just sat down and they're already arguing with each other

06.03.2026 23:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

watching an old couple come to the bar who are already clearly fucked up and being very demanding and just waiting for chaos to ensue soon

06.03.2026 23:14 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i much prefer people bringing their overly friendly dogs to breweries over their shitty kids

06.03.2026 22:57 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

parents with their bored, obnoxious kids at a brewery:

06.03.2026 21:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

(seeing anything involving a giant woman) lol that's pretty cool. i definitely like that for normal reasons, i promise

06.03.2026 18:23 ๐Ÿ‘ 8 ๐Ÿ” 3 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
painting of a chimpanzee looking angrily at the laptop screen with a cell phone, bananas, and coffee on the table

painting of a chimpanzee looking angrily at the laptop screen with a cell phone, bananas, and coffee on the table

chimpanzee is very angry with a hot take posted by a mutual he has been following since 2013

06.03.2026 17:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 352 ๐Ÿ” 120 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 6
tumblr post by user sapphling from August of 2023 reading: "sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher"

"You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this?

Then they have screenshotted tags left on their post by another user reading: "crying screaming and throwing up when you tell me the undertaker didn't REALLY die and come back to life all those times"

sapphling follows that with "no that part was real"

tumblr post by user sapphling from August of 2023 reading: "sitting anti-kink posters down in front of a wrestling match and explaining kayfabe to them with the patience of a preschool teacher" "You see that one? He's called the "heel." He looks mean and says a lot of scary things, but it's not real and he's actually very nice. When he says "I'm going to break you in half" you don't have to be scared because it's pretend. These two talked about this beforehand, and now they're playing pretend together. Can you think of any other situations that might be like this? Then they have screenshotted tags left on their post by another user reading: "crying screaming and throwing up when you tell me the undertaker didn't REALLY die and come back to life all those times" sapphling follows that with "no that part was real"

05.03.2026 18:59 ๐Ÿ‘ 5099 ๐Ÿ” 2003 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3 ๐Ÿ“Œ 14

gah i want Pokopia :(

06.03.2026 13:29 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

it's nice having a tree and a bush right outside my window. lots of birds hanging out in the morning

06.03.2026 12:54 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

no? ah. well

06.03.2026 00:52 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

shit can we get this on the discover page?

06.03.2026 00:49 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

want* i'm aware of my mistakes

06.03.2026 00:36 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

these people are genuinely fucking braindead and these are the people the admin wants to cater to

06.03.2026 00:34 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

RT IF ORANGE MAN BAD... STILL!

06.03.2026 00:30 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

this site would plummet if all those users left. you're then left with a bunch of gen x / boomers obsessed with follower counts and no substance or interaction other than homophobic AI and soulless interaction

06.03.2026 00:28 ๐Ÿ‘ 4 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

bsky mods getting visibly mad at their userbase is hilarious because they wouldn't be here if it weren't for them. it was not the crowd they were wanting but it was the crowd that kickstarted this site to flourish the way it has been

06.03.2026 00:06 ๐Ÿ‘ 11 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"if only we did this 15 years ago WE could have been invited to the island"

06.03.2026 00:02 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yeah fair, the clip is a wrestling match that involves blood and thumbtacks

05.03.2026 23:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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sent her this and said "This could be us ๐Ÿ˜"

05.03.2026 23:39 ๐Ÿ‘ 2 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i have decided to weaponize my anxiety

05.03.2026 22:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 1 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

badassbuddy

05.03.2026 14:31 ๐Ÿ‘ 0 ๐Ÿ” 0 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Get hints at my sons' houses.
They all live here in town.
Their names are Ross, Busheme, Madison,
and Bunger.
Good luck on finding the right numbers!
Ga Ha Ha Ha Ha!

04.03.2026 22:10 ๐Ÿ‘ 5 ๐Ÿ” 4 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0 ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Classics Of Game 134
Classics Of Game 134 YouTube video by ClassicsOfGame

Classics Of Game 134 www.youtube.com/watch?v=xIm_...

04.03.2026 21:55 ๐Ÿ‘ 704 ๐Ÿ” 356 ๐Ÿ’ฌ 10 ๐Ÿ“Œ 20