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There's an Android app called NearbyGlasses which tries to find them nearby by evening Bluetooth devices, and then alerting you.

08.03.2026 02:14 👍 2 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Cat: "hey, it's no weirder than yours, buddy!"

24.02.2026 05:18 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Fluffy the Cosmeownaut

20.02.2026 18:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I thought they'd been alive this whole time...

17.02.2026 21:46 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And I'm sure there will be great academic debates about whether this was meant to be taken literally, or as a metaphor for something else.

17.02.2026 19:51 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

If the ghosts are clumping together too much, direct a fan up at the corners to circulate them more evenly.

17.02.2026 19:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

What about Maslow's Hierarchy of Weeds cannabis shop?

04.02.2026 22:41 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Happy birthday!

24.01.2026 17:20 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I hope his feet caught fire.

09.01.2026 16:11 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I'm sure his lawyers and accountants are already scheming something. 🙄

27.12.2025 20:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

At only $70, it is probably empty.

22.12.2025 16:29 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Very bonkers!

22.12.2025 16:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is this the stuff that made people's hearts race really fast?

12.12.2025 05:16 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

If you feel like you missed out, you could try making it.

07.12.2025 04:39 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Princesses of the Stone age
I Mother Continent
Electric Sorcerer's apprentice
The pretty dark keys
Slightly damp

04.12.2025 04:19 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Far better that everyone goes around smelling like their last movement. Lol

13.11.2025 04:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Stephen King isn't *that* blue.

18.10.2025 02:54 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

But there are fancy remote controls with built-in displays. Those might have built-in rechargeable batteries.

15.10.2025 03:49 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The bat cave counts as an aquarium exhibit now?

08.10.2025 03:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

It does... Do you have a punchline for it?

27.09.2025 04:06 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

It would be very popular in office lunchrooms.

19.09.2025 15:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

No one can win at Monopoly.

19.09.2025 03:15 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Vibes have been sent!

19.09.2025 03:13 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tom Clancy's Talmud

28.08.2025 21:36 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1

What about a link? The text in the image is too small to read.

26.08.2025 02:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Yes, that's exactly how it was back before our extra appendages fell off during our final moult before adolescence.

17.08.2025 03:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Kenneth mode

14.08.2025 03:49 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Day-glo magenta Floyd.

14.08.2025 03:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pearl small-batch artisanal preserve.

14.08.2025 03:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Are they just using sliced up hot dog as a sausage topping?

17.07.2025 03:50 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0