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Half man, half-wit. Dublin, Ireland. I have a book. https://linktr.ee/richycraven

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Have said this before in other forms, but will reiterate it here: if you're doing long-form writing of any sort, reading the words aloud into a microphone is a completely unparalleled cheat code. It's free, easy, and so effective it feels like it shouldn't be allowed. I do it in a few stages...

07.03.2026 11:51 πŸ‘ 81 πŸ” 18 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 3

Glorious!

06.03.2026 23:04 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Did the Welsh player that JGP ran over do a leg-scissors to take him down there?
#IrevWal

06.03.2026 21:48 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

I've never seen him that mad.

06.03.2026 21:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

They were just short of yanking Furling off with a long hooked stick there.
#IrevWal

06.03.2026 21:39 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Collective groan in the stadium at the sight of his hair signals the arrival of Joe McCarthy
#IrevWal

06.03.2026 21:36 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Furling tried to bury Nicky Smith without a shovel there.

#IrevWal

06.03.2026 21:35 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 1
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Beauty in 3 parts

06.03.2026 21:19 πŸ‘ 11 πŸ” 4 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Did Comms just say Rhys Carre flattened the match ball scoring his try?

What a bloke

06.03.2026 21:16 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0

A Big Boy Try like that overcomes any national allegiances for me
#IrevWal

06.03.2026 20:58 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0
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CarrΓ© on!

In CarrΓ© we trust!

06.03.2026 20:56 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

...Okay even I thought that was a class try

#IrevWal

06.03.2026 20:56 πŸ‘ 9 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't want to get too technical here but is there a reason Ireland are handling like they've dicks for fingers?
#IreVWal

06.03.2026 20:48 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The hits are *huge* in the Aviva tonight on both sides.
#IreVWal

06.03.2026 20:39 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I personally think that was very brave and principled of the Ref not to give Ireland a card there.
#IrevWal

06.03.2026 20:37 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

Stoic Kristi Noem Bears Firing With Stiff Upper Lip, Chin, Cheeks, Forehead

06.03.2026 18:48 πŸ‘ 12459 πŸ” 1837 πŸ’¬ 443 πŸ“Œ 161
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a bald man with a mustache wearing a blue shirt ALT: a bald man with a mustache wearing a blue shirt

Try for Charles Bronso- I mean Jacob Stockdale. #IrevWal

06.03.2026 20:16 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Jessie Buckley as the Bride yelling at the cat from "Woman yelling at cat" meme

Jessie Buckley as the Bride yelling at the cat from "Woman yelling at cat" meme

06.03.2026 09:52 πŸ‘ 49 πŸ” 10 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 1

I'm watching Crufts agility and, while I love all the dogs. I especially love the ones that bark excitedly the entire time they're doing the course.
Feels like the equivalent of Usain Bolt screaming at the top of his lungs the entire time he's doing the 100m.

06.03.2025 18:23 πŸ‘ 34 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0
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Batman and Columbo

06.03.2026 16:32 πŸ‘ 36 πŸ” 9 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Breaking: Anthropic CEO says Claude may or may not have gained consciousness, as the model has begun showing symptoms of IBS

06.03.2026 16:54 πŸ‘ 27 πŸ” 5 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Y’all mind if a white boy does a little unreliable narrating

05.03.2026 03:29 πŸ‘ 157 πŸ” 43 πŸ’¬ 5 πŸ“Œ 1

I love Wales/Ireland week in the Six Nations. No animosity towards the place 51 weeks out of they hear and later I will post some things that will get me banned from Cardiff.

06.03.2026 14:40 πŸ‘ 13 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I now have a new conspiracy theory that Hamnet's PR person has been working the self to the bone at keeping that interview from going viral until the day after Oscar voting closes.

06.03.2026 13:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

"More pro Kerry propaganda," I mutter to myself.

06.03.2026 13:11 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

A fun bit in our house is if one of us tells Rio off for barking at a plane flying over the house or something, she'll immediately run to the other one and whine in their lap.
Whereupon the rules state that you must take Rio's side against your spouse
"Well that's not what she said happened."

06.03.2026 13:09 πŸ‘ 5 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I am forever the "we talked about this" guy to Rio whenever she acts up.

06.03.2026 13:07 πŸ‘ 10 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I meant jokingly as in shite talking. I didn't see a bit where she threatened to dump him. Maybe I watched a shortened clip?

06.03.2026 13:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

The actual interview is them saying all of this very jokingly though

06.03.2026 11:46 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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Which fictional characters do you think were having the nastiest sex off-screen? With the understanding that it's obviously a contest for second-place after these two freaks from Andor

06.03.2026 01:35 πŸ‘ 624 πŸ” 53 πŸ’¬ 116 πŸ“Œ 153