I’m so happy for you, Coach!

I wish I could take my boobs off at night. I’d hang them in the closet until morning

In heaven, you can dance like nobody’s watching

Thirst traps, every one! I’d like to join your girl gang please

You have to lie down to do that and then people just fall asleep 🤷🏼‍♀️

He really has a thankless job 😬

I’m short hungry, but I only have long hungry in the fridge 😩😩😩

You are sweet Leela

Noooo

Genius

Both of you ladies are gorgeous! You stop that noise

Georgie, the grey and white cane corso, has her right lip caught up on her right teeth, causing her to look exceedingly awkward.

Georgie is as awkward as I am. She’s the perfect dog for me

Omg thank you! Like… how? Why?

🫂the way it never ends is annoying isn’t it? Happy birthday and good luck with puberty😂😂

Are we all screaming into a collective void or do we each have our own?

I was thinking about you today because I hadn’t seen a post from you in a minute. I’m happy you are cheering yourself up😊

For the tips of our fingers🙄

Insult to injury, they sew fake ones on to make it appear that we have pockets

A large, decorative stone sculpture of a face with an open mouth, resembling a monster. Two people are entering through the mouth, which is surrounded by greenery.

i hope they remembered to save their game first

I’ll bring some beverages

Can I join?

Watching Jurassic Park with my 14 year old daughter who just asked me the name of the guy with curly hair (Jeff Goldblum). She then said, “he’s lowkey smash, mom.” 😂😂

A cat edited to look like Morgana P5 is hanging out of a car with the caption "HOP IN, WE'RE ARE GOING TO BED"

it's early but I am so, so tired.

I would have been a woman diagnosed with melancholia back in the day

Maybe you can back to the future it? All you have to do is almost sleep with your mom

In that awkward period, between birth and death.

It’s very lovely and also made me think I wasn’t wearing my glasses, lol

In my head, I already do

Monster under my bed is getting bullied by the one in my closet ffs

Not a bad way to go