You did now and you’re absolutely right to dream about it
07.03.2026 23:05
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You did now and you’re absolutely right to dream about it
Would love to hear Cher’s Mr. Ed impression
Everyone on MySpace has been pretty quiet on topics like Palestine, the Epstein files, etc. just saying
Boba Fett implies the existence of Kiki Fett
Whaddya want me to say? That I don’t have a big ol ass? A big honkin’ ass? A big ol ass that honks
We need to be putting regular people and even ugly people back in the movies
Shower thought: if “the customer is always right” is gonna hold anywhere near true, we need to qualify what a customer is. A person is not automatically a customer. Walking into a place of business is not enough. People need training! Empathy screenings! Clearance levels!
In the spirit of classical conditioning, I’m crowdfunding a mechanism that leaves a little cocaine in my bathroom every time I do a chore, like cleaning the cocaine plate
We kan daunse yf if plese us
We kan leave thy friendes behinde
For thy friendes daunse not
and yif thei daunse not
Then no friendes thei are of myne
Ich saye, we kan wende wher it plese us,
A place thei shal nevir fynde
And we can act lyke we come from Brocéliande
Leave the real worlde far behinde
The zoomies hit like a sledgehammer and god told me to make my new portfolio look like the UI from Metal Gear Solid 2 except orange
Ate vegetables and ran today so naturally, 10pm zoomies
Literal X-Files lore detected
Literally the first fuckin line of Godard’s Breathless is his leading man: “After all, I’m an asshole”
Back on the menu: French New Wave where the director is being a little stinker
Are you under the impression that Tourette’s gives you really great control of what you say and when you say it?
Clone Dino de Laurentiis so bad movies can be good again
Crucified, palms-down
I’m losing it trying to pose the way he would need to in order to make them both legible
(Changes the toilet paper roll all cool and fast as fuck like John Wick)
P sure it’s Arial which is damning in like 4 different ways, but my favorite part is the hyper-ironic capital L
Put my whole GI tract back on the train tracks and I am instantly smarter and hotter. Citation needed
Sorry if TMI but this is my void for yelling: switching to a hearty bean-heavy chili for every lunch/dinner will fix your whole life
A guy with tattoos all over his body that say “Mr. Cool ICE”
5 or so years ago we didn’t think this guy could look any dumber
“Freshman Year”: Charlie Parker pandora channel + StarCraft 2 = adderall
Anyone have particularly intense sensory memories triggered by media combos? Sometimes they’re like those Jelly Belly recipes
They actually sound like they belong together, running a shack bar in South Florida
It’s giving the daughter from Everything Everywhere All at Once
Oh hell yes, absolutely 100%, tell Nate I said he’s a genius
Let’s fucking go Pistons, this team is actually turning me into a basketball fan
Say what you want about D&D, but we just fed a bucket of boner pills to a giant tentacle monster and it’s paralyzed