read news --> despair --> hide --> feel guilty for burying my head in the sand --> read news --> despair ...
It's just kinda always like this now huh
03.03.2026 06:17
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Oooooh I love it 😍
02.03.2026 05:26
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Because you kept dissing Billy Crystal when we watched When Harry Met Sally 😅
28.02.2026 02:00
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Thank you!
26.02.2026 05:31
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That would definitely have stung 🤣
26.02.2026 04:41
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Thank you!
26.02.2026 04:22
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Thank you!
26.02.2026 04:22
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"I hate for people to die embarrassed" 🤣
26.02.2026 04:22
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Thank you!
26.02.2026 04:21
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Thank you!
26.02.2026 04:21
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Ah you're on top of it! My birthday is actually tomorrow 🥰
And thank you!
26.02.2026 03:56
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Thank you!
26.02.2026 03:49
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Thank you!
26.02.2026 03:49
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You keep on using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
(Thank you!)
26.02.2026 03:48
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The world is a disaster but my friends rented out a small theater to watch The Princess Bride for my birthday, and tonight is very good 🥰
26.02.2026 03:43
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I 100% believe this. I dated a guy who bragged about creating his own chatbot therapist and it was horrifying. The worst part is I really started questioning myself a lot before it finally got bad enough to realize he was spouting nonsense fed to him by AI
18.02.2026 06:50
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Fair, I am happy to be a "fuck ICE" wine mom
Use those Karen powers for good
15.02.2026 21:48
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Heeled booties in brown seide with a corgi (?) featured on the socks peeking above the zipper
I do love my dog socks peeking out the top though
15.02.2026 21:40
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(The answer is yes because these suede booties cannot handle the mud)
15.02.2026 21:38
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"I'm NOT a Wine Mom," I whisper fervently to myself as I debate whether I need a wardrobe change between brunch with bottomless mimosas to going with a friend to pick up her Wine Club allotment
15.02.2026 21:35
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That sounds HEAVENLY
15.02.2026 02:24
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Fluffy white and gray cat curled up in a blanket on top of a cat "donut" bed
Pearl prefers solitude today
14.02.2026 22:55
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I do see a resemblance 😅
14.02.2026 18:31
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Notification of your reply brought me back here and I am once again CACKLING
Good thing I don't believe in hell
14.02.2026 06:24
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Top view of a mug of coffee. In the foamy crema there appears to be a happy face made of two bubbles for eyes and a smudge for a smile
My coffee thinks you should have a nice day
14.02.2026 04:41
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Oh god I made the most inhuman noise at this and now I am laughing so hard I can't breathe
14.02.2026 02:38
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Reading this article, I formed a kind of hilarious mental image of the oft-cited spokesperson trying to deny/spin everything
And then I stopped being amused because it's all actually very terrible
13.02.2026 05:29
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When I started working at a hospital at age 23, they checked titers of employees rather than vaccination records. I can't remember which ones but I had to get 3 childhood vaccines repeated.
01.02.2026 03:34
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No idea but I am pretty sure I am going to be blamed somehow
25.01.2026 23:35
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I wonder if this is what I look like in meetings when I don't want to be there
25.01.2026 19:41
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