I hate the birthday song. It’s the worst.
07.03.2026 02:43
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I hate the birthday song. It’s the worst.
We are out to eat and Dave is chewing with his mouth open and I want to stab him in the throat
One of my besties was out to dinner with her husband of 30 years and she texted me this 💀 😂
Harper to the judge: "Your driver's license doesn't list your height and weight at birth. It doesn't list where you used to live. It identifies who you are now."
Garage painted like a DC license plate with a fire-breathing rat Godzilla attacking iconic dc buildings
Mural of a woman and two Asian style cats. The stripes on the cats say My Body My Choice
Instead of reading the news check out this amazing thread of DC street art — I mean…Rat Godzilla and the cats’ stripes secret message 🤌
tysm @citycastdc.bsky.social
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That is insane: "Biden’s pardons eliminated roughly $680,000 in financial penalties owed to victims or the government. In contrast, Trump’s second-term pardons have forgiven criminal debts of more than $1.5 billion." www.cato.org/blog/embarra...
Trump FBI forcing National Children’s Museum out of the Reagan building bc of course they are
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Obama: "We are living in a time where it can be hard to hope. Each day we wake up to some new assault on our democratic institutions. Another setback to the idea of the rule of law ... but this man - Rev. Jesse Jackson - inspires us to take a harder path ... bc if we don't step up, nobody else will"
Nor is being a plumber or an MMA fighter.
Refusing to learn more or think or be better or lead with care is tho.
Comedians are more responsible and serious than the administration
Client who only provided 2 things from the list of 12 I said I needed: Let me know what else you need from me
Me: I need you to be less of a dumb bitch Genny!
Is what I want to say 😭 but instead I’ll just keep sending her the same list until the end of time I guess bc I’m the dumb bitch apparently
Pacific Ocean jetty of rocks and the bluest sky
Funny how as one little person I need an entire ginormous ocean to keep me calm
Today's abysmal jobs report is a reminder that tax cuts for corporations and the rich don’t create jobs or grow the economy.
What's required is investment in working people — and better wages.
When workers have money to spend, the economy grows and businesses create more jobs.
Remember this.
The what department now? 🤔
tech CEO in 2026: My computer has anxiety.
venture capitalist in 2026: Here, have 200 billion more dollars.
child in 2006: My NeoPet is angry at me.
mom in 2006: No it isn't sweetie, go to bed.
mom to dad in 2006: We have an idiot boy. Our boy is a little idiot person. It's too late to fix him.
First they came for the trans people, and I said nothing because I wasn’t trans. Then they were like actually I’m pretty sure you are trans and I said no I’m not and they went okay well show us your penis then and I said what no get out of my face and they said that one’s a girl get her
"I feel liberated," said a top banker. "We can say 'retard' and 'pussy' withtout the fear of getting cancelled... its a new dawn"
We should never ever forget why they did it
nyt website currently resembles one of those mock covers people made before 2016 election: economy floundering, war in the middle east, scandal-plagued cabinet sec, brazen corruption....
U.S. national security offices, weakened by firings, confront Mideast war
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Further stretching the national security leadership, Matthew Blue - the chief of the Justice Department's counterterrorism section - is an Air Force veteran who has been serving in the D.C. National Guard since August. Trump deployed the D.C. National Guard to tackle "out of control" crime in the nation's capital.
U.S. national security offices, weakened by firings, confront Mideast war FBI and Justice Department have lost decades of experience over the past year in key security positions. Today at 10:00 a.m. EST
The head of DOJ’s counterterrorism section has been — instead of countering terrorism — part of Trump’s useless National Guard deployment in DC.
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Regional allies knew what was coming. In 1991 there was a concerted effort to keep Israel from participating in the war and provide it with defense (Patriot missiles) instead. @djpressman.bsky.social @goodauth.bsky.social 7/
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Don't forget Greenland: between Venezuela and Iran, Trump flew to Davos and used that platform to threaten a NATO ally's territory. Setting more diplomatic currency on fire, for literally nothing and no reason. We could get anything we wanted from Denmark if we just...asked. 5.5/
Now the 2026 regime-changey spree. Diplomacy is not the opposite of war, it is also a tool of war. If you threaten war to get what you want, you need to do coercive diplomacy. If you know you want to fight, diplomacy can make war go better for you. Allies, opposition party support, they help! 5/
Then there was the humiliation of Zelensky in the Oval Office, followed swiftly by the humiliation of South Africa's Cyril Ramaphosa. Bullying foreign leaders on live television, as policy. 3/
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Face-to-face meetings, Oval Office visits, and leader summits are diplomatic currency. Trump/Rubio burned through them like drunk gamblers. Remember Putin's visit to Alaska? To a US military base? The red carpet? The clapping? 4/
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The Trump/Rubio attack began immediately. The DOGE/Musk assault on USAID, abetted by Rubio, the threat of mass firings, and the obvious sidelining of expertise in State itself. See Rubio's early trip to Riyadh to meet Lavrov. @goodauth.bsky.social 2/
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🧵Feels like shouting into the void, but it is essential to note that the Trump/Rubio gutting of the State Department and blowtorching of US diplomatic capacity and credibility is an accelerant to this spiraling war and will seriously undercut US/allied efforts to pick up the pieces after. 1/
Running for Congress on a platform of sneaking into Polymarket HQ and unplugging all their stuff. Overflow crowds at a local Knights of Columbus hall roar with delight as I promise to pour Florida's Natural Grapefruit Juice (with pulp) into the USB-C port of every computer in the damn place.
