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@heptaglemious

Engineer. Recovering Xitter user. Old enough to remember elections where there was hope for change. Posts may contain traces of withering scorn. Slava Ukraini!

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Three US presidents were born in the same year, 1946. One was a rapist. One was a warmonger. And one is both.

07.03.2026 22:57 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

At least Dalton can act.

07.03.2026 22:50 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Trump doesn’t want Ukraine to win, because he blames Zelenskyy for his first impeachment.
He also doesn’t want oil prices to go up, because that makes him even more unpopular.

07.03.2026 22:48 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A psychic correctly guessed something? I did not have that on my bingo card!

07.03.2026 22:44 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I for one am perfectly happy for the far-white to splinter into as many parties as they like. It's the one good thing about F|PTP.

07.03.2026 17:50 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

They are Conservative-Christians.

Conservative-Christianity is Christian in the same way that National-Socialism was socialist.

07.03.2026 17:04 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Killer is already banged up for 3 murders, so a trial is a waste of money. Give him a medal instead.

07.03.2026 16:41 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nope. Boris did that. Keir just hasn’t fixed it.

07.03.2026 16:38 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Soham murderer Ian Huntley dies after prison attack Huntley, who murdered two schoolgirls in 2002, had his life support switched off on Friday, the BBC understands.

Ian Huntley has died after being attacked in prison.
Anyway…

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

07.03.2026 16:37 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Trump, W and Bill Clinton were all born in 1946. Obama is the youngest living president or former president by 15 years.

07.03.2026 16:34 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Not The Nine O'Clock News - The Ayatollah Song
Not The Nine O'Clock News - The Ayatollah Song YouTube video by mwfunnybonez

Topical again.

youtu.be/8iPgOBoqsaQ?...

07.03.2026 16:27 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Saw what you did there.
Be ashamed.
Be very ashamed.
😄

07.03.2026 16:23 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Moon river
Wider than moon bridge

07.03.2026 16:13 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Luckily, this is just Trump-fluffed performing for their audience of one. There is zero chance it gets passed even with the structural advantage the Republicans have.

07.03.2026 16:11 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nothing honours Christ quite like bombing a school.

07.03.2026 16:00 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Ben Ghazi and the Buttery Males…

07.03.2026 12:53 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

My son is a serving Army officer. Ukraine? We’re in. Iran? Not so much.

07.03.2026 12:50 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
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Much gluten free noms.

07.03.2026 12:43 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
When An Argument Becomes A Throwdown | Sindhu Vee
When An Argument Becomes A Throwdown | Sindhu Vee YouTube video by Sindhu Vee

This is high quality stuff.

youtu.be/pWqzjZyIZ5c?...

06.03.2026 23:59 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
The Strangest Crossing on Britain’s Busiest Railway
The Strangest Crossing on Britain’s Busiest Railway YouTube video by Our History Underfoot

Fascinating trivia about British railways. youtu.be/ehfLVfMh5Ag?...

06.03.2026 23:14 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Operation Epic Fury: the first war ever named after a president’s reaction to an opinion poll.

06.03.2026 23:01 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Ronald Regan Shares How He Vetoed An Award for Bob Hope | A Dean Martin Roast
Ronald Regan Shares How He Vetoed An Award for Bob Hope | A Dean Martin Roast YouTube video by Dean Martin

The Gipper had some serious speechwriter talent.

youtu.be/y5_bGko6yOw?...

06.03.2026 22:58 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Nothing of value was lost.

06.03.2026 17:25 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Just as well we don't have mad fascist theocrats trying to make women have more babies while refusing to support the unwaged, or this would rapidly become catastrophic.

06.03.2026 17:23 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Judge: Sounds like a you problem.

06.03.2026 17:22 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Can't imagine anyone better to write this, John!

06.03.2026 17:20 👍 11 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I can see that. But there’s little chance: he has going out of his way to prove that he gives no fucks at all about humanity, and he would never have sold his peanut farm.

06.03.2026 17:05 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

So, we are following the barrel-scraping model rather than the septic tank (where the biggest shits rise to the top).

Good to know.

06.03.2026 11:46 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Kristi is Noemore.
Good.
Markwayne Mullins is probably worse.

06.03.2026 11:43 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Conservative-Christians worshipping their prophet.

06.03.2026 09:00 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0