black ice is dangerous bc you did nazi it
15.01.2026 18:46
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black ice is dangerous bc you did nazi it
Me: [blows nose]
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Ok, weigh me now
Got in a car accident yesterday. Inside a car wash. You read that right. Inside. A. Car wash.
I changed the shape of my nails at my last manicure. They are now short and round. Just like me.
I hate doing things
Art of sailor moon with the words 'my tummy hurts and I'm mad at the government'
morning mood
farts are a wish your gut makes
"I think I'll go out now." --- my back for no reason
the enemy of my enemy is not my friend but watching them smack each other in the nuts is still very funny
steps to start work
password to login to laptop
password to login to teams
email to login to server
password to login to server
call to personal cell phone to login to server
password to login to software
open app on personal cell phone to login to software
repeat process randomly throughout the day
we could have had taco trucks on every corner
have we tried unplugging bluesky and plugging it back in
we’re all dead and only bsky is alive
Got kicked out of karaoke for messing up Tequila.
Pedro Pascal proves that sometimes the most masculine thing to do is to be vocally and unflinchingly supportive of vulnerable people.
orgasm! at the bakery
A small yellow bollard with triangles where ropes/chains can be attached that look like little arms akimbo. Someone has drawn on two black lines like frowning eyebrows to complete the indignant look
Another disapproving post
BREAKING NEWS: Otters in hats.
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have they tried hbo minimum yet?
You mean to tell me that Chicago gets to claim Michael Jordan, the first Black President AND the first American Pope? Good lord you ain't going to be able to tell them NOTHING.
no disrespect intended😅 loved the show but if i had to hear sekai taikai one more time i was going to crane kick my tv out the window 🥋📺
*whispers* hbd
Me, after fully committing to exercise more.
Tariffs: when you tax your own citizens to teach another country a lesson they won’t learn.
Fine, I will be the CEO of Tesla.
