uhoh

Elon definitely pulls his pants all the down at the urinal

Remembering free will is a thing

And quickly concluding these bitches are freely choosing to avoid me

The wizard of OZ was the original gaslighter

why is procrastination the only thing seducing me

sAvE tHe TuRtLeS

I don’t see any turtles standing up to racism

bring back plastic straws ✊

It sucks that all dogs go to heaven cause I won’t be able to meet your mom in hell

life really went downhill after I stopped watched bill nye the science guy

economy’s fucked, environment’s fucked, politics’ fucked

everything’s getting fucked except me