Anna Bardin

I am gratified to know there are others who enjoy biology

Nothing but mammals

Less war, more whore

It's weird that as an erotica writer and reader, I generally want lots of plot before we get to the boning. But for spicy videos, I hit the fast forward. It's like a bypass switch or something. Maybe it takes longer to build the images through words. However, I like the payoff from reading better.

me: *flattens bf's ears between my thighs*

bf: You got magic legs, Lieutenant Dan

I swear, this man

Floppy and a teensy bit sore from the bf's offerings on International Women's Day. Not complaining.

It's always my idea, but I still act shocked when the bf suggests to another man that they share me. I declare, sir, you'll give me the vapors...

Writer by day, cardio machine for the bf by night

bf: It's important that I get this project done today.

me: *leans on desk, arches back* How important?

In a Kinsey sense, I'm about 70/30 M/F, so I'm mostly with guys. But when a girl activates that 30%, I feel the Uhaul calling me something fierce.

Been going through undies a lot more quickly since taking up the smut writing again. My brain's been schtupping me senseless since I was a wee lass.

Quicksand is just regular sand that finishes in 30 seconds then falls asleep without satisfying its partner.

Sex is never a good idea when flying internationally because if you’re over a metric country they won’t let you in the Mile High Club.

The Valentine's conundrum: Make a meal so satisfying that it riles up your partner, but not so heavy that it makes everyone too sleepy to get busy after.

The feminine urge to throw ass at unsuspecting young lads and leave them thinking about it the rest of the week.

Two days trapped in the house subject to the bf's whims. Definitely not complaining. Might need a wheelchair after, tho.

Baby it's cold outside

You call it bad weather, I call it intensive couple time. We'll see if I can walk after.

Had a leg spasm for unknown reasons and it reminded me of a recent leg spasm I had for very good reasons, and I got all bothered again remembering it. Thanks, random body movements.

There's a lady at the gym whose afterglow is very evident, much like mine. We both had it today, and nodded knowingly to each other. Love it when sisters are getting treated right.

Fuck like the Terminators are three blocks away.

Describe your lady while making love to her. We love to see ourselves through the eyes of the one adoring us.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

A thing I wish someone had told Young Anna is that insane amounts of sexual chemistry does not necessarily equate to an equivalent amount of relationship compatibility. More's the pity.

BF told me it's actually very satisfying when my hip bones crack while he's hitting it from the back. Makes him feel powerful. The benefits of middle age.

Mi casa, su casa

All this warm weather is not conducive to being railed senseless on a soft rug by a roaring fire.

I can't write robot erotica because now I'm going to have the thought of tech bros peeping through the eye sockets the whole time. No treats for you.

I don't run

Until I get home and grab a drink and get some sleep and I can come over and get you some food and stuff for you and I can come over and get you some food and stuff for you and I can bring you some food

The phone may know me too well