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@dpahfl

🀠Howdy please don't expect much from my skeets, thanks 🀠 2PM stan since 2009 πŸ”₯ I'm an old hag Let's Go Pens 🐧🐧

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Yeah it's Monday. Plant fell over, woke up to my new carbon monoxide alarm battery dying, and I just tried to drink my coworker's drink

09.03.2026 18:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Amanda as Bill Clinton looking shocked with the caption β€œme on Mondays”

Amanda as Bill Clinton looking shocked with the caption β€œme on Mondays”

09.03.2026 15:29 πŸ‘ 48 πŸ” 12 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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in ruins over him β€οΈβ€πŸ©Ή am i right guys

#FieldsOfMistria #fanart #art

09.03.2026 15:06 πŸ‘ 446 πŸ” 195 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

I keep saying I need a new j0b but I have no idea where to start

06.03.2026 14:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also the amount of monetary anxiety I've had the past two months is so unhealthy. I got paid today and I'm already stressed bc of bills and my NYC visit next week

06.03.2026 14:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I think I would be in a better mood for this 11hr shift if I hadn't just watched the Penguins shit the bed last night in the flesh. 4 hrs of driving with these gas prices to see that smh

06.03.2026 14:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
A very fat tabby cat with a huge grin laying on his back showing his belly. His name is Big Papa Huge Time

A very fat tabby cat with a huge grin laying on his back showing his belly. His name is Big Papa Huge Time

This is me. When you’re being mean to me online that’s is who you’re being mean to

05.03.2026 03:11 πŸ‘ 115 πŸ” 13 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 1

Not me unmasking at work and being like why am I stemming? Oh I didn't take my meds today πŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺπŸ€ͺand I started laughing and freaking a customer out

03.03.2026 17:48 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It's so crazy how I'm not into kpop as religiously as I was.

01.03.2026 21:39 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Had to put my OG 2pm oppas in my holder but it doesn't give me the same dopamine hit that a Sidney Crosby card would

01.03.2026 21:38 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Also asking the creative people who make photocard holders: please make ones that fit sports cards I beg of you.

01.03.2026 21:37 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Damn I'm getting a lot of keyword bots liking things lately

Portuguese elephant ears

01.03.2026 19:47 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Also apparently a big chunk of Montreal Victoire's crowd is boring britta curl whenever she has the puck :)

01.03.2026 19:41 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Very happy the pens are beating the snot out of vgk rn, and on Mr. Rogers night no less

01.03.2026 19:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Connor in a leopard print speedo was not on my snl bingo card

01.03.2026 05:59 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Aww Hudson cameo AND HOZIER okayy

01.03.2026 05:14 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

OK Hilary knight ate that but also mad that they had to do all that during connor's monologue instead of addressing it head on. USA men's team still on my shit list

01.03.2026 04:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Wish I was at this pens devils game just so I could chirp jackass hughes

27.02.2026 00:24 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Take a look back at Going Medieval's early access journey, and get a peek at what's ahead in version 1.0 for the strategy city builder game. #IGNFanFest

26.02.2026 09:16 πŸ‘ 28 πŸ” 7 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Fields of Mistria's 4th Major Update is out now!
⛏️ Complete the Mines Questline
πŸ’œ New Secret Bachelorette
🐝 Apiaries & Terrariums
🌾 Auto-Feeders
✨ And much more!
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For more details, see the full patch notes here: www.fieldsofmistria.com/post/fields-...

23.02.2026 16:55 πŸ‘ 1520 πŸ” 585 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 64
Text on Twitch's website saying "Verify Your Identity" "Submit proof of identity and location to receive your payout" "In order to receive your payout, you need to verify your identity through Persona, Twitch's identity verification service. You will have 3 tries. Please be ready to provide both of the following: 1. A picture of your government-issued identification card, such as an identity card, passport or driver's license. 2. A "selfie" (i.e., a picture of your face), taken using a webcam or phone camera. By clicking "Start Verification" below, you understand that you will be leaving Twitch and will be redirected to Persona's service, and further understand and acknowledge that Twitch may send Persona limited personal information about you to facilitate the identity verification process, in accordance with Twitch's Privacy Notice. Information you provide to Persona will not be used for any purposes other than to verify your identity and will not be stored for longer than necessary to fulfill this purpose. Need Help? See our detailed onboarding guide." "Start Verification"

Text on Twitch's website saying "Verify Your Identity" "Submit proof of identity and location to receive your payout" "In order to receive your payout, you need to verify your identity through Persona, Twitch's identity verification service. You will have 3 tries. Please be ready to provide both of the following: 1. A picture of your government-issued identification card, such as an identity card, passport or driver's license. 2. A "selfie" (i.e., a picture of your face), taken using a webcam or phone camera. By clicking "Start Verification" below, you understand that you will be leaving Twitch and will be redirected to Persona's service, and further understand and acknowledge that Twitch may send Persona limited personal information about you to facilitate the identity verification process, in accordance with Twitch's Privacy Notice. Information you provide to Persona will not be used for any purposes other than to verify your identity and will not be stored for longer than necessary to fulfill this purpose. Need Help? See our detailed onboarding guide." "Start Verification"

Twitch is requiring new Affiliates, before their first payment, to give government photo ID and a separate photo to Persona, the same Persona that has connections to government mass surveillance programs. When I asked Twitch support for another option, they said there isn't one. #twitch #persona 1/4

22.02.2026 19:44 πŸ‘ 3926 πŸ” 2899 πŸ’¬ 101 πŸ“Œ 430

Definitely a good Ole boys club cause the financial cost of getting gear to even play makes it that way

23.02.2026 16:24 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Oh USA men's hockey team partying with kash Patel and talking to dorito pedo was not in my bingo card but I guess it should've been

23.02.2026 14:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Kids*

22.02.2026 16:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But fuck all the magats on team USA count your days

22.02.2026 16:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

OK I will say the bringing Johnny gaudreau's kid and his jersey on the ice for the gold medal photo is sweet.

22.02.2026 16:28 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Fuck stop micing up the chuckle fucks NBC they fucking suck

22.02.2026 15:01 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Lmaooo Boldy just in the middle of that fight looking like tf why am I in this???

22.02.2026 14:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

YESSSS MAKAR

22.02.2026 14:40 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I just woke up why the fuck is celebrini beaten up

22.02.2026 14:30 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0