Sherbetha Tits

Me having a completely normal social interaction?

Things may be tough now but try to remember people have it much worse than you in the world. Some people support Tottenham.

Why is a company I buy pesticides from having a Mother’s Day sale?

No. Next question.

A dog is not just for autism.

Pardon?

What would your collective noun for a group of neurodivergent people be?

What would your collective noun for a group of neurodivergent people be?

Good to see Anna still fighting the good fight in the future.

You should go see him specifically In Sheffield

Hey @eve-comedy.bsky.social stick Ray O’Leary on the sherbet sheet please

Genuinely reads like some normal everyday @zafarcakes.bsky.social nonsense. Come on please.

It referred to turning off the big light, no?

A dickhead mowing a lawn whilst listening to the brilliant podcast Lexx Education (available wherever you get your podcasts - join the patreon etc) where the hilarious host Laura made a top tier lawn mower joke.

Hopefully knowing I heard the sensational lawn mower joke you made on today’s pod whilst mowing a lawn helps distract you from the horrors of your own brain for a minute 👏👏👏

Is murder a bit?

So we can send DMs to future Eve?

I’m really struggling to English tonight 😐

I’m so sorry to hear of your struggle.

It could be worse, we know people in a group chat with @chrisjack.bsky.social

You’ll be doing stadiums in a fees at this rate!

Can you start a podcast called what did you listen to yesterday?

A deliveroo map with the rider depicted by a horse icon as they pass an actual racecourse.

This is a very confusing update to suddenly discover on Deliveroo as the guy is literally driving past Epsom Downs racecourse.

Also fuck all gambling companies while we’re here.

Pretty sure there will be a few friendly faces in the crowd 👍

The yesterday the world has been waiting for!

A mock playbill for Stuart Laws as Michael Caine Saying Never for One Hour.

Ok this is an amazing touch!

I have no idea what this is a reference to but I fucking hope not!

Hare is the hero we all need in our lives!

Buy Friz’ music so we get more of their music please.

Just scrawl it angrily on a piece of paper and post that.