These are the 4 things AI can do well:
•Clean up your email inbox (badly)
•Give my shittiest neighbor (Alan) something to talk about at a party
•Tell a 12 yr old to kill himself
•Incinerate a school at 10:16 AM on a Tuesday
You can see why we need to base our economy around it
06.03.2026 18:46
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congress needs to stop this madman
05.03.2026 22:18
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We need better Democrats.
Not a single dollar more for Trump’s illegal war.
05.03.2026 03:46
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Sorry I'm not more open-minded about LLMs, it's just some fucking maniacs shoveled out a bunch of useless bloatware featuring that technology, did not give me any chance to opt out, reorganized the entire economy around it, zeroed out gains made by green energy, and made it impossible to buy RAM
05.03.2026 05:17
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Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check
Trump Writes Netanyahu Strongly Worded Check
05.03.2026 15:00
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Obama is the only president to date born when there were 50 states
04.03.2026 03:10
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Three workers pose in front of a Starbucks store, holding their union vote certification
Did you know that Pittsburgh has one of the highest densities of union Starbucks stores in the country?
CONGRATULATIONS to baristas at the Banksville Plaza store - they just won the 21st union Starbucks in Pittsburgh! ✊🔥
02.03.2026 22:13
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for the youths who werent around for the iraq installment
- dont believe anything the govt says about progress
- no the democrats dont have to say getting rid of the baddie was good and therefore they have to support the war
- the war needs to be ended
- the media is not your ally and they love war
03.03.2026 14:42
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Big win for perverts & sickos
02.03.2026 23:43
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I'm not looking at the president's decaying flesh, thank you for your attention to this matter
02.03.2026 18:05
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The reason why some people think the New York Times is a liberal paper is because in like 1986 a far right wing talk radio simpleton called the New York Times a liberal paper. Most American political thought is based on scenarios like this
02.03.2026 21:18
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Anyone who has spent five minutes in a punk scene, even the biggest losers I ever met in my life, is smarter than any media-American trying to sanitize the guy with a conspicuous Nazi tattoo
01.03.2026 23:52
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I was wondering why this GIF was at the top of BlueSky's keyboard today...
01.03.2026 22:25
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this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier
01.03.2026 01:32
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Jessica Fletcher giving an Ewok a piggyback ride.
Yub Nub, She Wrote
25.02.2026 04:14
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Here’s the thing: a President openly contemptuous of Congress & willing, unilaterally, to recklessly and illegally commit the US to wars of aggression is an existential threat to the Republic, *regardless* of whether he can ultimately explain his acts to Congress.
The demand must be impeachment.
28.02.2026 15:48
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things every single republican president of your lifetime has done
- started a war in the middle east
- completely destroyed the economy
28.02.2026 14:20
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so the next time a child goes missing, ICE has trained people to not help
26.02.2026 18:03
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it's all just art. "porn" is just art that makes you horny, in precisely the way that "horror" is art that makes you scared and "metroidvania" is art that makes you write video essays
25.02.2026 19:36
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As of tonight, licenses of trans people across Kansas are being invalidated en masse, enabling the overnight criminalization of an entire group of people for going about our lives. It’s often said you never know when you’re living through history, so let me assure you: that’s what’s happening now.
26.02.2026 01:30
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I would like to see Pritzker and Newsom declare a state tax receivership fund whereby citizens pay their federal tax liabilities into a state-run escrow account rather than directly to the IRS.
The state can hold these funds in trust for the federal government until Trump obeys the Impoundment Act.
25.02.2026 23:03
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Progressives aren’t so progressive now that I made up a thing they’re all saying
24.02.2026 20:24
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Chapter 1 of Moby Dick, page 1
The phrase ‘Call me Ishmael’, the first sentence of the book, is highlighted in blue, with careful highlighting on the very big C at the start. Above this, written in ballpoint pen ‘His name’
Love the glimpse into the beautiful mind that notated this used copy of Moby Dick I got
25.02.2026 05:48
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25.02.2026 02:55
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democrats should internalize that this is what their colleagues think of them and act accordingly
25.02.2026 03:24
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It Only Tuesday
It Only Tuesday https://theonion.com/it-only-tuesday-1819569397/
24.02.2026 20:43
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Only way I’m watching is if you guarantee it happens during the speech.
24.02.2026 21:57
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Bump
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This is a test and a trap.
25.02.2026 02:27
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