My poor fat birbs are trying to hide where they can.

I genuinely cannot believe there are still nurses and other medical professionals out there defending the Alex Pretti murder. I've never rooted for both accounts before but it might be the lesser of the evils here.

Why is it that whenever I tell people that I don't find babies cute, they seem to take it as a personal challenge to change my mind? You get ONE polite neutral "look at that hair" After that, you can't get mad if I straight up tell you that it looks like an ugly wrinkled potato.

NINE mourning doves at the bird feeders today! New record!
(Yes I is old)

Truer words were never spoken

Homemade apple pie I won at the archery pie shoot. Everyone brings a pie and goes home with a pie. Higher score chooses first. I didn't do so well, but luckily all the teenagers that won top places have no taste and went for the store bought pumpkin pies, leaving me this beauty. Thank you!

Hodor is such a simple creature. He is happiest when he has a new toy to munch on. I wish it was so easy for us all to find joy.

Prefacing this by saying that I do love the Predator series/movies, but bruh, your technology is SO advanced -- how is this even fun for you? And how do y'all still get your asses handed to you so often?
(Predator: Killer of Killers was fun though)

Maybe the reason that I keep playing melee barbarians in BG3 is because I can't just smash heads in real life.

People just don't read anymore. I'm not even talking in a Boomer "in my day, we had paper books" way -- I'm talking in the read the caption/description before you comment way. And people are proud of it ("and no, I don't read descriptions") Like seriously, where's the shame nun when you need her?