jacob

Almost all of it. Nobody pays to park here basically

don’t forget to destroy your clocks tonight, walk away from your mortgage, just start driving, you’re free

Trent Rez in the head like a hole vid

Pain at the pump 🎶
Feel like a chump 🎶
Just checked the news 🎶
Outbreak of Mumps 🎶

*scrolling past hot bitches on my phone without looking at them* I cannot do this right now hot bitches

A jar of Vegemite iSnack 2.0. Released in 2009, this experimental spread was a blend of Vegemite and a cream cheese, which you would not know from its name

Vegemite iSnack 2.0

Kira uses it daily and privately sees it as quasi-mystical

NPR is reporting that the Iranian girls school that we vaporized "just did that itself"

Saw this at John Wilson's theater, also got to meet John Wilson. It was a good movie

relatedly, there is always someone at my chinese takeout spot who has seemingly never ordered food at a restaurant before

Oh it's bad, yeah. I didn't mean to say it was good. It's bad!

As someone who has been lazy about writing tests the whole time this has been vindicating to me

kinda cool how TDD was all the rage with senior engineers advocating for it as the ideal to strive for as it took more time initially but forced us to deeply think about our solutions up front but now those same engineers just say we dont need to waste time on unit tests ai can just do it afterwards

*watching a guy in a t-shirt and sport coat talk about a weird fridge for an hour on YouTube* wow

Hbd big dog

I’m actually more worried about the gays of Hormuz, just an ally I guess!!!

Virgin Atlantic doesn't give a shit we're going straight to Mumbai come hell or high water

She's about to comandeer the starship enterprise

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@syntax.fm listened to your 2/25/26 show, and I'm wondering how you square your enthusiasm for AI with the observation that it is making the Internet (and email, and text messaging, etc) awful to use. As a dev, it does make my work easier but it seems like a net negative for the web as a user

Two eggs Sunnyside up

This is how (really why) I learned about the concept

installing a turnstile in my home's front door so i can track ingress/egress rates

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Just played an interminable 20 minute ow match that we lost because a teammate left during the 2nd overtime. I hate video games

No one mentioned leftism. No one got peed on for that matter. Weird

pope should do a couple miracles . could help

37 myself, happy birthday to us

Look yes, but you can buy a $300 mini PC and it's gonna emulate everything from the GameCube back with ease, on top of being a perfectly fine email and pdf machine. I use one as my living room media center

I'm so glad the snow has melted so I can get back to jaywalked like God intended for me