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Mr. Cavalier about Sunscreen

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I am NOT tiresome

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Forgot to gas up last week

06.03.2026 21:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ§™β€β™‚οΈπŸ€΄πŸ—‘οΈ

06.03.2026 21:25 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Yeah

06.03.2026 21:11 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I didnt know about the last one. I’m going to be sick.

06.03.2026 20:16 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Homer Simpson is responsible for the deaths of Maude Flanders, Frank Grimes, and Dr. Nick Riviera. He should be in prison for the rest of his life

06.03.2026 19:50 πŸ‘ 7 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 2 πŸ“Œ 0
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06.03.2026 18:40 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Lying about a nazi tattoo they should do something like that with sideshow bob the villain of the simpsons πŸ˜‚

06.03.2026 18:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Child pornography is just another tool. It’s up to the user how to harness it.

06.03.2026 17:14 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

To stop this senseless war ye see, ye must answer these riddles three

06.03.2026 16:59 πŸ‘ 566 πŸ” 53 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 1

Saluting with my phantom limb as comptroller Hitler snaps my ulna and radius off at the pta meeting.

06.03.2026 02:49 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

25 episode tv seasons. Current instability is due to the streaming norm of 8-10 episode seasons.

06.03.2026 02:34 πŸ‘ 4 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It me

06.03.2026 02:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Fascism? Or zesty southwestern brunch. I know which one I would have picked,

06.03.2026 02:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I need my Sshelves stocked and locked up tight!!!!!

06.03.2026 02:06 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s not disingenuous to point out that the NYT did not run a single front page story of the Minab bombing. You don’t dispute this claim because it’s true. And the story that you reference on your webpage does not attribute blame to US/Israel and frames it as an allegation by β€œIranian state media”

06.03.2026 01:10 πŸ‘ 3322 πŸ” 767 πŸ’¬ 37 πŸ“Œ 17

Thank you sir

06.03.2026 00:34 πŸ‘ 619 πŸ” 74 πŸ’¬ 21 πŸ“Œ 1

β€œHubie Halloween” by Hubie and the Halloweens.

06.03.2026 00:00 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I like it

05.03.2026 23:54 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Panel from Dash Shaw's Special Memory, a newsprint broadsheet thing currently available from Copacetic Comics and Toybox Coffin I imagine other places will have soon but then will quickly become unavailable. It's a short story and deleted scenes/process material for his upcoming book from New York Review Comics, Like Swimmers, which will be in full color

Panel from Dash Shaw's Special Memory, a newsprint broadsheet thing currently available from Copacetic Comics and Toybox Coffin I imagine other places will have soon but then will quickly become unavailable. It's a short story and deleted scenes/process material for his upcoming book from New York Review Comics, Like Swimmers, which will be in full color

A chicken operating a human man from the inside

A chicken operating a human man from the inside

Dash Shaw's got a new comic newspaper thing out and just one idea in a preview image is such a great plot point - a woman sees a video of her man cheating on his phone but thinks it might be AI, possibly to convince herself he didn't really cheat

05.03.2026 23:05 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 3 πŸ“Œ 0

Josh Wheldon for the win

05.03.2026 21:30 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Markwayne Mullin Reportedly Fingered Nostrils of Colleagues and Their Spouses During Visit to Israel

Markwayne Mullin Reportedly Fingered Nostrils of Colleagues and Their Spouses During Visit to Israel

what fresh hell

17.11.2023 23:02 πŸ‘ 2518 πŸ” 552 πŸ’¬ 193 πŸ“Œ 517

Our president promoting sycophants to key positions of power:

05.03.2026 20:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They should make an updated version of Welcome to the Jungle where they mention that even the store brand granola at Ralph’s costs like $8 now.

05.03.2026 18:38 πŸ‘ 8 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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They butchered the source material

05.03.2026 18:21 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Peacock original the miniature wife

Peacock original the miniature wife

05.03.2026 16:48 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I didn’t realize Nick Corirossi was the director of Napa Boys. I need to see that immediately

05.03.2026 16:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

We have moved past all of that

05.03.2026 16:19 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

β€œBeware my power green lantern’s light” oh sure are there certain kinds of people who are, shall we say, shrouded in β€œdarkness” πŸ™„

05.03.2026 16:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

It’s so close to adding up to a dog whistle it makes me think someone forgot to check their math

05.03.2026 05:20 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

What is the significance of 333, 449 and 665

05.03.2026 05:12 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0