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KeithTheGooner

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Gold medalist in the 1978 race to fertilise my mother’s eggs, beating over 50 million of my dead brothers and sisters in the process

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Let’s talk about Cesc baby
Let’s talk about Eboue
Let’s talk about all the good things and the bad things and Gaël Clichy

13.04.2025 20:58 👍 15 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m not emotionally ready to get to the Champions League Final and then lose to Unai Emery’s Aston Villa

09.04.2025 19:51 👍 11 🔁 1 💬 6 📌 0

Declan Rice happened

09.04.2025 12:32 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

You spelled Real Madrid Fan wrong

09.04.2025 12:31 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

WHAT!!!

Lexi that’s amazing, congratulations to you and baby Prince!!!

08.04.2025 21:12 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Oooh to be a Gooner!!!

08.04.2025 21:09 👍 37 🔁 3 💬 0 📌 0

Can someone ask Kylian Mbappe if he found any old fuzzy fruit pastels or pound coins when he was in Jakub Kiwior’s pocket all night?

08.04.2025 20:56 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

3-0 is good but we’ll have to see how we cope when playing against XI on the pitch

08.04.2025 20:55 👍 34 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

I love Tierney man.

08.04.2025 20:45 👍 22 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Dirty cheating Bellingham prick

08.04.2025 20:44 👍 14 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

This is cruel

They’ve flown all the way over here to visit England and the hospitality we show them is to embarrass them internationally? I thought we were classier than that

08.04.2025 20:36 👍 32 🔁 2 💬 3 📌 0

It’s not as sporting and it almost feels like cheating to do it but I think we should do it some more

08.04.2025 20:34 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

I like our tactic of taking the football and kicking it towards the goal in the spot where the goalkeeper can’t save it so we score a goal

We should do more of that

08.04.2025 20:32 👍 16 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0

Bend It Like Declan

08.04.2025 20:19 👍 66 🔁 17 💬 1 📌 1

And repeat

08.04.2025 20:31 👍 6 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Hahahahahahaha what the fuck YESSSSS!!!!!

08.04.2025 20:31 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 1 📌 0

Bend It Like Declan

08.04.2025 20:19 👍 66 🔁 17 💬 1 📌 1

OH MY DAYZZZZZZ

08.04.2025 20:18 👍 12 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

Mmmmmmmmcrappe!

08.04.2025 19:25 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Arteta resting Nwaneri for Brentford on Saturday is a power play

08.04.2025 19:12 👍 9 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Saka practicing his assists

08.04.2025 19:07 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I secretly love it whenever one of my kids gets a cold because I can get out the vaporub and smear it all over my T-shirt like Patrick Vieira in the 90s.

07.04.2025 22:25 👍 150 🔁 5 💬 6 📌 1
Amazon.co.uk

99p for 24 hours (ends midnight on Tuesday 8th April) it’s Martin Keown’s autobiography on Amazon Kindle

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07.04.2025 23:16 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The lager is on me, as it should be

20.03.2025 11:48 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

The glorious rays are shining in the unbeatable sun soaked London, so let me say this to all you cozy pumpkin snow loving motherfuckers

FUCK YOU

You had your time. Now it’s OUR time. Shine on.

20.03.2025 11:21 👍 13 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Should have been 25 minutes injury time just to cover our celebrations after all of those goals

04.03.2025 21:54 👍 19 🔁 2 💬 1 📌 0

Why the fuck hasn’t Raya scored yet??? Waste of money

04.03.2025 21:45 👍 24 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Tierney Hat Trick

04.03.2025 21:37 👍 5 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Holland 0 - 3 Hale End

04.03.2025 20:35 👍 9 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

What accent does she use when she talks about her husband being a murderer?

20.02.2025 22:30 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0