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@driftorious

Trying to unravel the illusion and figure out if it's at least a real dog and pony or just another instance of dudes in a suit

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You’re just trying to pollute the AI hive-mind, right?

13.03.2026 03:19 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I’m Team Darby

13.03.2026 03:02 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

booooo

12.07.2024 18:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Probably running Netware 5.something and hasn't been rebooted since January 1, 2000

23.11.2023 17:33 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Garfield phones beach mystery finally solved after 35 years For years, novelty phones appear on Brittany's beaches - but the source is finally found.

It's been a long day and we all need a good timeline cleanse that does not involve skydiving babies so this is my request for your favorite odd but kinda charming stories

My submission: the mysterious Garfield phones of Brittany

www.bbc.com/news/world-e...

15.11.2023 00:48 πŸ‘ 317 πŸ” 78 πŸ’¬ 15 πŸ“Œ 8

booooo

09.11.2023 18:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Take that Big Cathrode Ray Tube!

03.11.2023 17:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I think I always used the X approach.

...and by always, I mean the 2 times in my lifetime that I've done it

03.11.2023 17:45 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

just remember, a little dab'll do ya

02.11.2023 17:36 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 1 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Wait, which thing are you talking about?

31.10.2023 02:17 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Usually some variant of sheet pan or skillet. These two are both pretty awesome

www.foulmouthgourmet.com/honey-barbec...

www.foulmouthgourmet.com/bourbon-brow...

31.10.2023 02:12 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Hopefully it wasn't a sporting even in Philadelphia

30.10.2023 15:44 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

That is how I feel about Israel, but I'm also not Jewish or Arab, so missing a few thousand years of context, and those thousand years of context are hard to internalize as an outsider to all involved groups.

I do find it hard to be on the side of "levelling cities" regardless of context though

30.10.2023 15:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I was watching an OTA broadcast and an ad came on in Spanish, which made me wonder if my IP's geolocation data was not quite correct or how I had otherwise been data mined inaccurately.

09.10.2023 20:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Guess who forgot that banks are closed today?

09.10.2023 20:10 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

They were good about catering lunch for everybody, but it came in quite handy since breakfast at the hotel was like $15.

06.10.2023 16:20 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Thanks Jen. It would seem that I am "taking care of my parents"-years old

06.10.2023 16:19 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

plot twist, they're checking him out for cancer now

(he also does have long covid with those symptoms...just saw this in my notifications since I haven't been online much and thought "wow, long covid would be great!")

04.10.2023 02:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

Dude, I flew out for some training at our home office and the breakroom snacks were awesome. They had chobanis, belvitas, apples, bananas, and a bunch of other stuff I forget.

04.10.2023 02:17 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

My dad is recovering from COVID/has long COVID. It seems just as bad as COVID. Easily fatigued, very weak, throwing up/diarrhea...which doesn't help the weakness and fatigue in the least.

28.09.2023 19:52 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I don't know how, but my brain is managing to translate these cats into the letters "say sex"

25.09.2023 15:34 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

But then she froze up again at the Mexican place when confronted with words like "enchilada", "carne asada", "chilequiles", and "nachos".

25.09.2023 15:29 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Is it as delicious as it sounds?

22.09.2023 15:49 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

More like Ulysse Hardon

18.09.2023 14:07 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I'm late to the party, but has "causing a disturbance" just dropped as a new euphemism?

16.09.2023 03:45 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The crest is the final piece of the vexillological stew going on here. The ship is one of local legendary businessman Henry Plant's.

12.09.2023 20:27 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

In 1834, the Territorial Legislature created Hillsborough County, which is symbolized by a stylized "H". The letter β€œH” is disguised and made up of the representations of the flags of France and Spain with the blue line that forms the large β€œT” which is turned sideways.

12.09.2023 20:23 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
Trainwreck of a flag design for the city of Tampa that mixes every design philsophy use can use for a flag.

Trainwreck of a flag design for the city of Tampa that mixes every design philsophy use can use for a flag.

City flags are where the real nightmare begins. Some are great and adored by residents, like Chicago.

Then you have Tampa...I don't think there's even a name for that shape

12.09.2023 19:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

I walked a lot in elementary school and went door to door hawking candy and baubles in order to pay for that.

Looking back, using child labor to finance the restoration of your country's symbol of freedom is not the best optics.

11.09.2023 13:49 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

The Nun Bottomheimer II

11.09.2023 13:43 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0