Luke

Fairs 🤣

One day little bro across town might catch up in championships 😉

For what it’s worth UNC played much better than I expected tonight. No one over here was giving them a chance at all.

Nice to see that the ACC phoned in at halftime and decreed that dribbling is optional for Duke here in the second half.

Really kind of them to even the playing field

Don’t let people gaslight you:

Duke is a weird little school with no established history of its own. They literally wore down their own marble steps to make it feel more prestige even though it isn’t.

Cameron is a crappy outdated barn with terrible amenities.

I said it at the beginning of the year, I said it after the first game, and nothing I’ve seen tonight changes my opinion:

Duke is nowhere close to the best team in the country and Boozer is nowhere close to the best player in the country.

It’s all ESPN hype

“He [Boozer] knocked him back into the first row”

- that used to be called a charge

Garnacho and “unsporting, embarrassing stuff”

Scheduled message.

I was told officials had no choice

Don’t disagree with the Wrexham red there, but baffled why Cucurella hasn’t been booked for explicitly berating the official to show a card.

That’s a textbook violation

I just don’t understand why there “VERY SERIOUS PEOPLE THAT TOTALLY WANT TO BE TAKEN SERIOUSLY” continue to open their mouths and blatantly prove otherwise every chance they get.

And you’re probably an old-crusty walking recruiting violation named Bruce Pearl

Perhaps 9 changes and a full formation change on what one could barely describe as a “football pitch” away from home wasn’t the brightest idea Arteta has ever had for Arsenal

It’s always good to confess to your current and future crimes and broadcast it to millions of people.

Sound legal strategy, that.

If you can’t triple dip and get marg drunk after a T8 what even is the point.

Apparently over in Horse-Shit-Landia they got cheap gas! Must be nice!

“They’ve surrendered when we say they’ve surrendered.”

Brilliant military strategy, my liege

To dare is to do,
To dare is to doooooo,
Championship next year, then maybe League Two.

Spoke too soon LOL

Guys I’m starting to believe

(In spurs relegation)

Damn that poor boy has two first names.

Only serving Senator with no college degree.

(Not that that should be a qualifier, but let’s not kid ourselves here, he’s not very smart)

Jesus fuck they put him in charge.

This is the man who is now in charge of US Homeland Security.

Too many people have gone through life without getting their faces punched for having dumb ass opinions

There are no more passionate fans in this country than college football fans. And in recent years, the sport has embraced its "sicko" culture. From the Sickos Committee, the sport has gone all in on the fun, games, debates, weirdness, and tribalism that make it truly unique.

Ok that’s better 😂

Like Alex Pretti and Renee Good.

Temu Shitler sure is getting a hard-on about blowing up school age girls

See also: JMU Football the last twenty years

I am imagining 12 bigger body law enforcement agents spilling out of this boy clown car style.

Hence the “Big12”

Rubber bands and ziplocs the way Richard intended