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Glorfindel of Gondolin

@iamnotdannyboy

"Alas! 'Tis Glorfindel and the Balrog".

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Fucking idiot. Will we be helping them when Israel drops a nuke on them?

12.03.2026 14:51 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

I love the idea that *this* US government, which has been nabbing landscapers and five year olds knows where Iranian sleeper cells are but just hasn’t gotten around to doing anything about it yet.

12.03.2026 01:21 πŸ‘ 11114 πŸ” 2961 πŸ’¬ 351 πŸ“Œ 79

Would be interesting to see the results post-Timmy's little faux pas.

08.03.2026 02:59 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Our leaders approve a one trillion dollar military budget every year regardless of who is in power. I suppose that money has to be spent. "We are in it," is a pretty good way of articulating that, even if it's a REALLY fucked up thing to say. We are truly a spiritually deceased nation.

06.03.2026 18:28 πŸ‘ 148 πŸ” 17 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

the cheapest and most abundant and utile political resource for the american ruling class is muslim life. this has been true my entire life. you can never go wrong slaughtering muslims

06.03.2026 16:27 πŸ‘ 2058 πŸ” 395 πŸ’¬ 22 πŸ“Œ 9

How am I supposed to concentrate with those fun bags in my face? You're out here all titted up on main and I'm trying to work.

05.03.2026 14:34 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0

When you mix up your endless wars.

02.03.2026 16:39 πŸ‘ 5652 πŸ” 1010 πŸ’¬ 229 πŸ“Œ 28

And I am grateful that Timmy isn't getting a coronation and Michael got some flowers.

02.03.2026 04:45 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Netanyahu goads Trump into war by claiming that he has killed far more civilians than Trump has.

28.02.2026 19:15 πŸ‘ 661 πŸ” 92 πŸ’¬ 7 πŸ“Œ 6

BAFTA and the BBC should be the two parties making apologies here. They did everyone absolutely dirty.

25.02.2026 00:27 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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This guy gets it.

23.02.2026 20:42 πŸ‘ 23666 πŸ” 5748 πŸ’¬ 453 πŸ“Œ 805

I am so proud of Rob and feel very protective of him. Major kudos to BAFTA for spreading the love to another actor this season. I like Timmy very much, but I do not believe an awards season should be a coronation.

22.02.2026 22:29 πŸ‘ 3 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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19.02.2026 02:09 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Whoever is running this account is one of us!

19.02.2026 02:08 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0
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Wow.

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Counterpoint: if the Prince of Darkness rises from a fiery portal at the Iowa Caucus and declares his opposition to Donald Trump, I will ride to battle with the host of Hell

15.02.2026 18:08 πŸ‘ 3349 πŸ” 372 πŸ’¬ 440 πŸ“Œ 368
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15.02.2026 03:31 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

the very idea of gavin newsom in 2028 is preposterous. he's a throwback to the time where you could put a haircut in a suit and have him mouth platitudes while the status quo grinds on. we're so far past that. we got pedophile nazis now. lol that you want to reanimate dan quayle

13.02.2026 20:29 πŸ‘ 2860 πŸ” 464 πŸ’¬ 52 πŸ“Œ 14
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An incredible turn of events here. 10/10, no notes. πŸ˜‚

09.02.2026 15:27 πŸ‘ 8645 πŸ” 1320 πŸ’¬ 368 πŸ“Œ 423

Oh myyyyyyyyy word. He has no business being that caked up.

09.02.2026 17:02 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Every time Ghislaine Maxwell takes the fifth, the White House moves her to an even lower security facility and makes sure she has lobster a few times a week.

09.02.2026 15:49 πŸ‘ 78 πŸ” 11 πŸ’¬ 4 πŸ“Œ 1
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Maybe it's for the handful of Gen Zs who listen to the Pod Save guys?

05.02.2026 20:41 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Definitely goated, not just because he could speak with such timeless clarity like this fine monologue, but also because he managed to write an endless number of dick jokes into practically every single production.

05.02.2026 18:06 πŸ‘ 19 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

big bill shakes is goated. sorry but i will never entertain the argument that he’s overrated. to write something like this and have it ring with such tremendous clarity four centuries later would be incredible if he pulled it off once but he did it dozens of times

05.02.2026 15:50 πŸ‘ 1473 πŸ” 355 πŸ’¬ 23 πŸ“Œ 9

This will probably end up in a long drawn out series of lawsuits Elon being Elon but it's a start and something every country should be looking at.

I don't want speech censored but I don't want it manipulated to give a false narrative either.

05.02.2026 14:39 πŸ‘ 6 πŸ” 2 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

Our ancestors who emigrated from those isles were actually called "waste people" by their contemporaries. They were thrilled to see them depart.

05.02.2026 01:14 πŸ‘ 0 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

alleged constitutional scholar mike johnson: imagine if everyone we wanted to arrest was "due" some sort of "process"

03.02.2026 20:20 πŸ‘ 319 πŸ” 59 πŸ’¬ 6 πŸ“Œ 1

I am not saying this is our fault, but I believe civil society has allowed these men to flourish and act with criminal impunity. From their perspective, everything they are doing is completely rational.

04.02.2026 02:03 πŸ‘ 1 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 0 πŸ“Œ 0

If there is one thing I know about this motherfucker, Finkelstein, it's that he does not play games. He has balls of cast iron. I learned this lesson from @alabseries.bsky.social.

03.02.2026 02:30 πŸ‘ 2 πŸ” 0 πŸ’¬ 1 πŸ“Œ 0