Julian Rowlands

Hell is open and the demons are all idiots

Social media is expropriation of the interpersonal

shAIte is expropriation of the intrapersonal

Beethoven on Bach: "nicht ein Bach sondern ein Meer" - not a brook but a sea (of melodic invention). I think of the way melodies become transfigured through and beyond the contrapuntal dexterity, an emotional alchemy I hear in Beethoven's late works such as op. 110.

If you see this, post your green art.

This is like a cult of the lack of personality

Oh yes I would like to learn how to use machine learning and neural nets to do science research please.

Oooooh you mean't SLOP training on scam LLM products? Sorry my mistake - yeah no thx.

All my banger posts are sitting there on Mastodon fml

My guess is 001 through 006 are in the drying-out clinic or being treated for the clap.

Vikings| Bone Ice Skate - The Hunt Museum

Hunt museum in Limerick has a Viking antler bone skate from the 9th-10th century. Some text on there about skating in Netherlands:

www.huntmuseum.com/stories/obje...

If Paracetamol causes autism, does aspirin cure it?

Ok auscultate me externally.

Spellcheck, but it's a thesaurus.

A problem is that it results in far more verbiage than human readers can usefully absorb.

Mmmm was enjoying succulent gözleme when this hove into view

They always shot the bass player first, before he could do a solo

If ChatGeepeetee was any use it'd put together this Ikea fökkenpïëcøkrapp while I make margeritas

Petition
Mandate AI Watermarking for All Content

www.change.org/p/mandate-ai...

ChatGPT Lost a Chess Game to an Atari 2600 And on the 'Beginner' difficulty level, too.

Deep Blue is 30 years old and was capable of defeating chess grand champions. It could be housed in a single cabinet.

ChatGPT spans untold data centers devouring massive amounts of electricity and it got its ass whipped by an 8 bit gaming console from the 1970s.

a black t shirt that says "boldly" on it, but the word is being made as part of the wake of the Enterprise D, which is pride colored

a shirt that looks like it's for a university, but it actually says "gayer'n u" like gayer than you are

a cat with 8 tails sitting on a tshirt with a cool triangle fill design. the shirt is called octopussy lmao

a pink shirt with magneto's helmet and the simple caption: "was right"

I selected sensory-issues-approved fabric, like it's the nicest friggin shirt I've ever felt with my own skin. Tons of colors, they'll last forever and are so high quality. I can't do really beautiful hand drawn art, but I can graphic design funny clothing you can wear while supporting me!

resharing yesterday's newsletter on the paradoxes that come with using social media quite compulsively, as a treat: youngvulgarian.substack.com/p/how-the-de... [free to read]

Wikipedia definition of "idiot plot": In literary criticism, an idiot plot is one which is "kept in motion solely by virtue of the fact that everybody involved is an idiot",[1]: 26  and where the story would quickly end, or possibly not even happen, if this were not the case.

Celebrating Professor McIsaac’s Wins and Jumping Into the World of Flash Fiction! An interview with Professor Claudia McIsaac

I'm gonna embarrass my friend @claudiamonpere.bsky.social by publicizing this interview, which honors her as it lifts up Flash Fiction! www.scu.edu/cas/english/... @dawnsteffler.bsky.social @smokelong.bsky.social @trampset.bsky.social @unchartedmag.bsky.social

Thing I don't get about AI is how they managed to mate Clippy with the Magic 8 Ball in the first place.

a cat sitting on me

Had to cancel my appointments again

i put all of your posts in one of those little free libraries and the govt blew it up with a rocket launcher

The question is, if you steal using a machine that also fences the goods, does that make it ok?

2. On that note: If you are an author/artist/musician/crafter/etc and want to let people know what you're up to, go right ahead in this thread. I'd love for people to find your stuff. Includes links to the stuff!

Whatever will they think of next
It's going to be notifications in food or something isn't it