Took a “which sopranos character are you?” Quiz and my result was the girls from Icelandic air

Christopher moltisanti from HBO’s hit television show the sopranos looking slightly confused and possibly vexated

He was a boxer, George Forman?

In a hip new bar - the back of a transit van that’s in different area of Leeds each evening, the van drives around with guests in the back before dropping you off in a random location - trying to enjoy a martini but all Im speculating to my self on what brand of toilet paper celebrities use

Working on making my possessions more masculine - a cigarette and vodka scented hand wash called grenade! a tea spoon with a phallic handle, a tea towel depicting the siege of Carthage and my own personal oil spill

Buying over priced houseplants from a mononym in a florists/cafe called plants! plants! plants! my hand shaking as a pay via contactless, my disinterested girlfriend sipping on a £8 latte we both know is terrible but neither of us will mention it