memento lessi

huh. i had just about pulled the trigger on switching to them. huh.

Perfect tribute

@hollowboned.bsky.social met him lol

Does he have to dress like a chef all the time everywhere he goes, like the Mandalorian of gastronomy

this post deserves to be presented to you by having an index card moved down word by word with photos taken of your face after every new reveal

pressing your shoulder to open your crafting menu wheel. you have enough materials to make 8 ramen

Someone referred to Diet Coke as "fridge cigarettes" and I have never felt more called out

I'm the guy who advised chat gpt to make their logo a butt hole. I told them it represents Knowledge

Who can reply: anyone, nobody, people who can be normal about it.

trying out a new feature, lmk if it works

Survivors Of Gas Station Explosion Mourn Tragic Loss Of Gas

when i did my big 'listen to the greatest music ever' project a while back this dude was an undeniable guilty pleasure. RIP

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beaming with pride that my region came up with this as an annual event and even prouder that they have this mascot funstinks.com

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*watching a car drive autonomously through a crowd of pedestrians because one of them is a furry*

at last I may loose these bonds

A wormhole in outer space. On one end is a space heater. On the other end are flammable objects like disembodied legs and feet in socks, a cat, and a pile of laundry. In the middle of the wormhole is a ring of fire and text that reads: 3 feet of space! The rest of the text reads: Your space heater needs space. Keep flammable objects at least 3 feet away from space heaters at all times.

Cold people take note.

I don't think "2026" is a particularly futuristic sounding year. For my money I think the most futuristic sounding year in recent years is still 2017

@mtsw.bsky.social taoiseach take pancóga(? ??)

its really fucked up that garfield repeatedly tries to send nermal to abu dhabi given that in the UAE he would likely be tried and imprisoned for his homosexuality

unironically fucking rad

yeah hang on lemme just start Wandows

Son, there's a difference between grindcore and powerviolence that people are gonna tell you isn't important, doesn't matter, but I want you to know that it's life and death. This is more important than whether or not you're a good person. This is everything.

nearly collapsed earlier trying to remember the name of a sanrio character when i thought he was called "Emmanuel" like my dude is from the levant

sponged bob

@vivmccall.bsky.social sup. glad to see you're out there doin the damn thing

pretty sure that mine's is, far and away the leading candidate, Bow Wow

The other day I pulled one of the drawers in the kitchen out and it must’ve come off track and I knew something was wrong with it but I just pushed it in and walked away, later on in the day my wife fixed it and I was like “I thought something was wrong there. Good job”

* uses Ben Quadinaros screenshot to get past age verification *

bus shelter with decorative glass

detail of pattern in the glass showing what looks a lot like a bird in a dress(??)

Nedroid's "Reginald"

some of the bus shelters have this decorative glass and it always reminds me of… her

finding out about this person makes me feel like the entire internrt is just a The Blair Witch Project