Damian Tanuki

He signs his name with a capital D

One of my favourite albums ever there

Gotta get hot before you play real cool

Don't think I ever needed therapy because I wasn't straight. Having shitty parents who made me feel bad about who I am, though? Another story entirely. "Go fuck yourself" doesn't even begin to cove it

I shall give you a brain massage

History keeps trying to hide the fact that Caeser was finished off with the Wumpa Bazooka. If it was just the knives he probably would've pulled through

I am never gonna pass up an opportunity for a Red Dwarf reference

I'd be inclined to agree. Personally I think Viva La Vida is where things started to lose me. I don't think their stuff after that was bad as such but I just really lost interest in them

I toast, therefore I am

My tastes when it comes to stuff like this are so specific that I certainly can't judge what other people are into. Like major preferences for specific numbers of digits, and despite liking paws so much the human feet are one of my absolute biggest personal squicks. It's frustrating at times

Absolutely the same for me. Unless they smell like fresh bread or something my interest is always gonna be more in the texture. It's even to the point where even if there's nothing in a picture itself to suggest it, having "musky" in the description can be a tad off putting to me sometimes

Clean socks + paws is one of my favourite combinations but it really does seem incredibly rare

That tiny circle means something

Hey I sadposted but I didn't break down and cry this evening. That's a win

The brain understands why I'm alone but the heart thinks maybe I deserve more than this. I dunno. I'll keep being good to people, maybe one day it'll pay off. Maybe one day the effort will lead to a life worth getting out of bed for

Muzzle growing out is my favourite bit but... yeah. Give the people what they want, dammit

The Scientist is one of my favourite songs ever. They get a lot of stick but they really did put out some great music over the years

You know I had a bit of a feeling that you might not be straight but it's good to know!

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good thing it's your house and not mine because if I see an unamiliar battery the intrusive thoughts say "lick" and I've got no self control

I was that mouse for 12 years. Work life is better now and it's great because it's given me a LOT more time to ruminate on how much I hate my home life

Every year since 2016 in a nutshel

I do get the urge to pet you when I see you so this does make sense

I like it but I don't think the singer should have done the falsettos

So many issues can be easily solved by just using a search engine. I didn't pursue IT as a career because I was led to believe most people my age would be good with computers so the market would be over saturated but sometimes it feels like that's not the case

It's baffling how bad some people are with computers. One time a guy I worked with was panicking because he couldn't "access the system". I went to look at his computer and turns out it was because it was not turned on

Just as important as the paws themselves

That's not how it works you fuck

Sorry to say it but you've got a good singing voice and no amount of cringing will change that

You did a great job selling the stretch around the paws here